Well.. she's neither here nor
there I guess, but she could
be..
I mean..well..that could be a
good quality!
I'm fixin' the car and she's
doing this thing with her
lipstick
Her lipstick melts on my new
white shirt but do I get angry?
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Why? Because her smirky little
grin got me all buttered up
A push over you say?
Mabey..
We drive to the beach..
We frolic in the sand like
fools
I rip off my shirt Hulk Hogan
style
It fails to make an impression
on the local beach bums
But I don't care because I have
my lil' yellow rubber duck
It's just me, the girl, and
this crazy duck
Have I been drinking?
Of course not!
I was born this way
Surely you must be thinking,
'This guy took a wrong turn,
mabey when he was nine or
something..'
All theories shall be reviewed..
But the real kicker is that this
chick actually likes me green
socks and all..
My ideal woman!