Yes it is true that my name is Jesse James
The most meanest and rotten gun slinger this town will never claim
My six shooter on my left is shiny and nickel plated
The gold one thats on my right is even faster and my favorite
I call one Little Elvis and the other one I call The Reaper
I told you Cafe to watch out for your girl, because im gon' a keep her
Just me and my trusty steed I call him Yankees Grizzly Death
Beware of when you hear his hoofs rumbling the ground into the west
And if I have my posse Dark Horse and Poet Number One
He has an even meaner sling shot so it be best that y'all just run
That means its going down so hide your yellow tails and all your gold
And if you are looking for your women well you should already know
Because I'm a rotten outlaw isn't that what my wanted poster says
Beware I'm coming to the corner to get some good ol' fashion revenge
On the way Im going to LadyJewels to say howdy to Miss LadyBee
After I buy a drink for Bajanshay from the Austrailian bartender Steve
I already made swiss cheese filling Billy the Kid with a bunch of holes
To keep Sheriff Macduff busy on a goose chase looking fer a ghost
And while Ranger Bill is on his honeymoon with his sister in law
Im going to the nearest saloon Odettas to drink and play some cards
But russian roulette is my game its a real mans sport
And when I'm good and bottled drunk I'm jumping on my horse
Without sheriffs nor any rangers around to give me a DUI
I can shoot up the whole town whistling Dixie with a smile
Then Im'a com looking fer ya Cafe and the one they call the Ancient Bull
And I'm here to challenge you both law abiding citizens to a duel
You're right to think this town isn't big enough fer two
Someone will be pushing Daisies and I want y'all to guess who
So meet on the corner where your Shadows cast at high noon
According to Cafes watch that time is'a coming really soon
YEEEHAWWW!!!!!!!

*JJF*
4/25/2013