Get out of the chat room
And let's go meet
I'll tell you everything
You'll think I'm sweet

I want you're body
You're heart and soul
Come take a chance
And give the dice a roll

Give me something real
Please don't be fake
You're all I ever wanted
Could this be a bad mistake

I like you're house
You're bed is so soft
Now let's make love
Let's head up to you're loft

Hey woah you're moving
Just a little to fast
You hardly know me
We've only chatted in the past

I know what I'm doing
I've done this before
Give me all of you're money
You gullable dirty hoar

This can't be happening
You seemed so sweet
Lady I lie for a living
Now tie up you're feet

What are you going to do
You selfish little bastard
Change my name and password
The skills I've long mastered!