Cafe challenge who would she be

by cafetwo2010Harford county, Maryland, USA

Sep 2014 1,593 Views 41 comments

Cafe challenge (who would she be)?

Author: cafetwo2010

I leave it up to you poets..
Whom among all the poet ladies do
you think I am most compatible?

Wow! Have I opended Pandora's box
or what? Lol

I have a deep love an admiration for
all my lady poets to be sure, but perhaps
one may be suited for me.

You know me.
You know my heart.
You know my strengths
and weaknesses to a degree.

Soooo... break out the popcorn
and cokes and get that vote in.

This could be fun.

Yours Truly
El cafe-the-hairless- monarch

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Posted: Sep 2014

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All in good fun................right? Lol

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ImagineLoveVenus, Montana USASep 18, 2014

Good fun, or is it??

rapturecapturekerry, Kerry IrelandSep 18, 2014

Hi Cafe

I had signed off as I am working in the morning

but I had to sign back in

can I sleep on it...

Looking forward to seeing how this challenge turns out

La weird science lab....

I will put my thoughts to work...

Rapture xxx

cafetwo2010OPHarford county, Maryland USASep 18, 2014

imaginelove.. Let the universal pool of tasteful ecstacy keep
you in the mystery that has no name.
Caf-a-lite

diana_1San fernando, San Fernando Trinidad and TobagoSep 18, 2014

Indeed, Café... and what a thought, delightful to be sure... to match you with the lady love a poetess, no less.... Lovely your request so artfully arranged, will ponder awhile and return with a name that will make you smile...

SCatlynBrecon, South Glamorgan, Wales UKSep 18, 2014

Funny you should ask - as I've been thinking for the past week or so of someone... but maybe I should ask her first what she thinks before I post(not sure if she's here right now....)

Cat

SCatlynBrecon, South Glamorgan, Wales UKSep 18, 2014

Well... she may want to throttle me like a rag doll(or maybe squeeze the stuffings out of me from pure joy)

... so here's goes (and then I'm going) though no matter what either party thinks, you do have lots in common.... writing talent for one...

My choice is:
the
one
&
only
lovely
wonderful
marvelous
kind
funny
tasteful
with
joyous
exciting
poetry
.
.
.
Venus
woman
JADE!!!!!!!!!!

(Remember - I love you truly Jadess - crazy,

but loveable

)

Girlygirl196349Fullerton, California USASep 18, 2014

My vote would be jade

marikiaTbilisi, GeorgiaSep 18, 2014

Have no idea who this worthy maiden might be, need to go through all your poems and then scan the ladies here, and then do some guessing and research work. The only thing I know with more or less certainty is that you are not presently in the mood of traveling in space, so the maiden in question must be located somewhere on earth, which narrows the search area to a single planet. This tip is at least something, if not everything. The second thing I know for sure is that she must be endowed with merits outstanding, and there are so many ladies fitting the picture here that space might be a better option after all. In the meantime take care, don't fight too many dragons, we need you safe and sound, our Knight of Loving Countenance in Shining Armor, for you know how safe we maidens are behind you! On behalf of the lady in question:

Macduff5Newcastle, New South Wales AustraliaSep 19, 2014

Hi Cafe,

Now you my friend have come with one of your inimitable Cafe challenges. I have to say, I haven't been on here enough of late to pick your perfect match so let me speculate with few options. Now you are American so perhaps Girlygirl, or Gnj might be your cup of tea. Oops you like coffee. Well then there's your British potential groupies. I know you rather fancy the English rose Odette, and then there's the possible Irish contingency. They tell me Jeanie Mac has kissed the blarney stone big time, so kissing you would be a breeze. Then there's Rapturecapture who no doubt would appreciate your dry American loquacity. But you could go even further afield to Georgia where Marikia could certainly dance the Mazurka for you. Or even more distant in the Shakey Ises, Niah would be sure to give you a big warm Haka. I have to say Cafe you are one good catch.
Now I apologise in advance to any of these ladies, if they are already "taken." But consider yon Cafe as a prime piece of American beef cake. What fond damsel wouldn't drop her scarf for him?
Cheers mate. I'm sure now they will be all vying to cross your drawbridge

cafetwo2010OPHarford county, Maryland USASep 19, 2014

macduff.. Thank you for that excellent forensic analysis my friend. lol.
Perhaps it was a bit unfair for me to put people 'on the spot,' since I
have an undying admiration for the ladies who have been dragged
from their homes in the middle of the night to give an account to
an aging monarch. Lol. But it is I who must give an account for all
the wonderful comments and compliments I 've recieved through
the years from these extraordinary women. All the ladies you've
mentioned Mac have in one way or another wormed their way
into my heart in their own special way.
Cafe

diana_1San fernando, San Fernando Trinidad and TobagoSep 19, 2014

Hi Jim, how are you and where are you? In your castle? Or in your spaceship? One never knows...lol... I am not sure I know who Jade is who the dear Scatlyn refers to, but yes I say yes she got my vote, cuz if SCatlyn was not taken as her profile says then I'd say her....lol sorry guys... love you all....

SCatlynBrecon, South Glamorgan, Wales UKSep 19, 2014

Aww... that's so sweet - all of your comment, Diana!

Yes, I'm happily married... and Jade is 'ImagineLove'- the fantastic lady who made the first post- you may know her from that name.

SCatlyn

SCatlynBrecon, South Glamorgan, Wales UKSep 19, 2014

p.s.Your and Marikia's comments about spaceships and planets...

Both of you gave me my medicine today(laughter-lol)

SCat

diana_1San fernando, San Fernando Trinidad and TobagoSep 19, 2014

Yep, SCatlyn... I say thumbs up Jade is the one.... lol... Ooohhhh I am so enjoying this, having always though of myself as a type of matchmaker...lol....

candykidAshburn, Virginia USASep 19, 2014

My money's on Martina as well.....and who could blame you she is a real beauty.

paloma66Manukau, Auckland New ZealandSep 19, 2014

I agree with CK or Ladyjewel please forgive me if I'm wrong LadyJ.

Spartacus2012Biloxi, Mississippi USASep 19, 2014

I think they should draw lots brother Cafe..

Regards,

Ken

cafetwo2010OPHarford county, Maryland USASep 19, 2014

Diana.. Your vote has been well received dear but you must add your
name to the list as well. And thank kindly for your lovely comment.
Cafe

cafetwo2010OPHarford county, Maryland USASep 19, 2014

Odette.. Martina? O, well.. She's been under investigation
for quite some time now. It seems she's violated a prime
directive from her king and has been seen frolicing amongst
the knights on moonlit nights. In short.. she's been
misbehaving...but hey, I like that!

Cafe

cafetwo2010OPHarford county, Maryland USASep 19, 2014

candykid.. I pray that your investment will bring huge dividends.
You are a man of remarkable insight. A man who..sees things.

cafetwo2010OPHarford county, Maryland USASep 19, 2014

Girlygirl.. Of course you know I have Jade locked
away in the castle dungeon for crimes of passion.
Her therapy will commence at 6am sharp.

Cafe

cafetwo2010OPHarford county, Maryland USASep 19, 2014

Paloma.. Not sure who your vote refers to dear.. and did
you mention..Ladyjewel? Must I call the fire department?
Lol

Cafe

cafetwo2010OPHarford county, Maryland USASep 19, 2014

Paloma.. Not sure who your vote refers to dear.. and did
you mention..Ladyjewel? Must I call the fire department?
Lol

Cafe

cafetwo2010OPHarford county, Maryland USASep 19, 2014

Ken.. That is an excellent idea bro. Better yet, let's put them on an
auction block so I can examine the quality of their fingernail
paintings, the shade of their lipstick, and O, Can they do the
Bosanova?
Cafe

cafetwo2010OPHarford county, Maryland USASep 19, 2014

Marikia.. You are a sweetheart beyond compare. We've traveled
in space for many years. You even drugged the Old Hag
so that I could receive my sleep. A monarch in rehab could
never find a more devoted maiden.
Cafe

marikiaTbilisi, GeorgiaSep 20, 2014

I have done a bit of research and a lot of guessing, too much for my health, and, as it turned out, I am bad at both. The material perused and a tiresome guessing work showed your heart devoted to many - each of the ladies here is worth a million, if not more. I am sorry for my poor progress in guessing

but very happy for you, dear Knight in Shining Armor, for the abundance of choice you have! Here's to your luck!

SnowCoveredMusefarmington, Maine USASep 20, 2014

Oh my....

I'm not saying anything....
I plead the fifth!

feeling like one of the GUYS....

matchmaking...nah... karma..

not me ::fleeting the scene::
SAS

paloma66Manukau, Auckland New ZealandSep 20, 2014

Cafe forgive me if i'm have said anything wrong,I was hesitant to to post but thought it all was taken lightly here.wish you the best.

online today!

Happygolucky4uTreasure Coast, Florida USASep 20, 2014

Let me know how this works for you!I have thought about a billboard in my area this has got to be cheaper

rapturecapturekerry, Kerry IrelandSep 20, 2014

Hi Cafe

Well Well Well...I think who ever wins your wonderful heart will get all the love that she needs....If my heart was not with Another....I would put my own name forward! ... so I guess I'm gonna keep on loving you from afar in my own peculiar way...

Martina xxx

cafetwo2010OPHarford county, Maryland USASep 20, 2014

Happygolucky..I think I'm gonna need a billboard.lol
Thanks a billion..

Cafe

cafetwo2010OPHarford county, Maryland USASep 20, 2014

Martina.. I have no super-list darling. But if your Another fails
to feed you all your veggies under castle law you can resubmit.
All you need is two coupons, one torn nylon, and a song.

Cafe

beautifulyouNew York, USASep 20, 2014

Ah, dear cafe, like SAS, I plead the 5th

although, I will say this...
I don't know who she is but this I do
my heart will always wish for you to know
your heart's greatest desire!

diana_1San fernando, San Fernando Trinidad and TobagoSep 20, 2014

Your fourth line... Pandora's box? hmmm.... Oh Jim to be sure, I blush but you surely jest for when I think about a list, phooey, for like SCatlyn says Jade is by far the closest......lol.... You've got to hand it to her, she'll give you enough adventures to fill your life, why, I am sure she could show you rooms in your own castle you'd never before explored...., me, I am afraid of rats, I hear they're a dungeon's prime residents.....lol so you see, my name on that list should not be....lol but thank you kindly.....

paloma66Manukau, Auckland New ZealandSep 21, 2014

Thank you cafe you are a monarch not only in your realm but in this corner and have a huge female following.May you be blessed with a super lady to reign with you.

cafetwo2010OPHarford county, Maryland USASep 21, 2014

Diana.. Pandora's box was confiscated by the castle guards.
Word on the street is that their looking for Pandora's sister.

cafetwo2010OPHarford county, Maryland USASep 21, 2014

Paloma.. God save the queen!

SnowCoveredMusefarmington, Maine USASep 21, 2014

Cafe,

May I have the number to
Scotland yard...I need to
see if they found my...
well...if thy found something
I lost there long ago....

again pleading th 5th! :)

SAS

cafetwo2010OPHarford county, Maryland USASep 21, 2014

SnowCoveredMuse.. Scotland Yard did discover the hair
curler you lost in the third grade and sent it by U.P.S.
However, they said, 'You could no longer plead the fifth.'
You must beg in the '96th amendment.' But it's all good.
Cafe

online today!

godsprincessOwego, New York USAMay 7, 2017

Putting my 2 cents in a little late - but I don't think you could settle for just one especially since reading the above comments I think you already have a harem going!

Kathy

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