I want a girl from an internet site
I don’t really know her, but her profile is right
We could go out eventually
I wrote to them, but they won’t write to me

I wrote to one who had beautiful hair
Her eyes were blue and her skin was fair
I said we could go out, have a coffee and snack
I waited for days, but she never wrote back

There was one that I found who seemed perfect for me
She liked the same music, same shows on TV
I wrote her a letter, asked for a reply
She never wrote and I never knew why

I decided to find what my profile lacked
To cause all these women to never write back
I found that I’d written my ZIP code wrong
The girls I wrote to live in Hong Kong