Sit back ladies. Break out the popcorn and soda, (or whatever you've been smoking,) and contemplate this difinitive survey on the insanity of men. Film at 11:00. Are men really insane? Here are the results from the institute of 'What the freak was I thinking patholology.' MEN! 1. Was your new CS date unable to come up up with a viable passport proving you're a legitimate member of the human species? 2. Did she have to sit on the couch watching you snivel like a whipped pup because your favorite football team lost the game? 3. Do you drink motor oil to prove you're tough? 4. Does she get concerned when you wear your 44.magnum to church on Easter Sunday? 5. Did she become alarmed when she discovered that there's no record of your existence? 6. Would she trust her children in the presence of a man who still believes that Elvis has been sighted on Mars? 7. Does her mother weep because her new boy friend refuses to wear nothing but green socks? 8. Will her new boy friend summit to an exorcism at the states expense? 9. When she says a word like 'sex,'to her new CS date will you bring the car to a screaching halt and strip naked on an interstate highway? 10. Was she surprised when she came home and found you wearing a pink dress simply because you wanted to identify with Cinderella? 11. Does she fear that for some reason Her new heart throb will eventually end up in the witness protection program? 12. Did a red flag go up when she saw You eat 63 hamburgers, 18 hotdogs, and a warmed over reptile from the local zoo at the family picknick? 13. Do you howl at the moon in some futile attempt to resurrect your inner beast? 14. Does your mother wish she hand given birth to a purple frog instead of you? 15. Have you told you how many people you have buried in your basement? 16. Before you kissed her good night did you require her to fill out a medical form to verify that she wasn't suffering from some mutant strain of leprosy? 17. Do animals laugh at you behind your back? 18. Do you have an inordinate affection for eating all the photo's from the album of your previous marriage? 19. Did she file a missing persons report when you spent six days in the bathroom? 20. Did she ever wonder why 13 undercover police vehicle's are always parked in your driveway, and where you came up with the $700,000 she found stuffed in your matress? 21. Does she get curious when every time she confronts you about the 14 trash bags full of letters you've received from the mental institution and you keep in the shed? There it is Ladies! If you can answer yes to any of these questions then you've got yourself a brand new boy friend! I'm so happy for you. It doesn't get any better than this. Just email us. We've got your man! Cafe
What about writing a book of humorous stories?! I am serious. You've got talent, Cafe, no doubt about it. You outdid the previous one, congratulations! My new heart throb has been giving me trouble, but for the reason other than witness protection program, and since it doesn't get any better than this we better sit back, relax and dream small. Thank you, Cafe, for the offer, I had a great time!
I'm still eating pop-corn but my future boyfriend seems out of this world cause he does not answer any of these questions.Where can I look then???? Maybe creating a special spaceship to travel a couple of light years away. By the time I get back he is probably too old. Got to get some coffee this pop-corn is getting old too..SM
Dear Cafe! I do not mind being hooked up with bubalus bubalis, quite the contrary The only thing is, please specify whether it is a river bubalus or swamp bubalus, attach the photo and address where to send the money. Please see to it that I do not have to wait long for the bubalus to turn into a knight in shining armor Kindest regards from across the pond
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Yes, but now men are out on bail and lying
on a beach in Mexico earning twenty percent. Lol
Cafe
Thanks Cafe - your a lot of fun! And we need that in this world these days.
Kathy
Maybe creating a special spaceship to travel a couple of light years away. By the time I get back he is probably too old.
Got to get some coffee this pop-corn is getting old too..SM