Ok guys listen up.
It's high time we group
Together and make a
Battle plan if we are
going to survive the
Feline tribe..
I've sent scouts into
The CS maiden camps
And I'm told they've
Been beating the
War drums
They were seen building
Bamboo cages and
Dancing around the
Fire wearing tiger
Skin bikini's chanting,
"Enslave the men!"
Wow!
My therapist weeped
When I told him
This news, but he
Went and made a
Reservation for his
Own personal
Captivity
We need at least
Ten guys with
Six pack abs
If the felines
See our muscles
They might be
To fearful to
Invade our
Camp
I was captured
Once before and
Dangled in a bamboo
Cage being fed
Nothing but three
Grapes a potato
Chip
They teased me
With their tanned
Island skin bodies
They plastered my
Face with their
Jungle lipstick and
Coconut perfume
Even though I wept
And screamed for
Mercy their hearts
Remained hardened
I was dragged to
The village and
Forced to give
Back and foot
Rubs
They tortured me
With their pearly
White teeth and
Electric green
Eyes
I shed a tear as
I write this tale
Of woe
Have I offended
The gods that I
Should deserve
Such a fate?
I can only hope
That this message
Gets to you before
It's to late..
Oh, what suffering
We must endure
In this world! Lol.
Cafe