Silly but she wants me to write
And she's not being true to me
Even though she's far away her esp is hard to fight
It's silly so silly but she wants me to write

There needs to a stop to this
I should try to resist
I've had none of her lovin'
Not even one little kiss

Does she have some magic potion
Or is talking to that heavenly man
I got a notion but I don't understand is there no end in sight
Yes it's sounds so silly but she wants me to write

There have been countless letters before
Why would she want one more
Maybe someday I'll tie them all to a kite
She'll pull the string and I'll sing silly but she wants me to write