Long time ago a girl caught my eye
I was under a spell and to make matters worse I was also shy
But one day when met
Something happened I'll never forget

She preferred a handshake to a hug
And pulled the rug of love
Out from under me it didn't seem fair
And maybe the fall is what caused me to lose my hair

She married some other guy no not a chance
For one date was there to be
So I guess I'll learn how to skate
Maybe the next girl won't pull the rug of love out from under me