Just walk on by me without saying hi!
Don't waste your precious energy on me
You're to damn pretty to talk to
Don't smile at me..it might hurt you

Struck out again what else is new
No more chances..go sit on the bench
Maybe I need washboard abs and dark sunglasses
Hi! my name is..oh! get a life!

Can I buy you a drink you look thirsty
No thanks I'm waiting for someone
My name is available..whats yours
I'll just call you disaster..I'm leaving!

You've been so kind..will I see you again
Only in your most distorted dreams!
I noticed you've been staring at me
If I was..I'm looking at a big mistake

Why is it so difficult to find love
Maybe if you vanished..it would be easier!
Seems like you enjoy hurting my feeligs
Go home and find your crying towel!

Are all pretty woman like you this evil
Only the ones that know players like yourself
Oh! so you've got me labled already
What! not man enough to admit to it!

Can't a normal nice guy talk to a female
Where have you been..they don't exsist!
Oh! I see so you don't believe me
Take out your condom and put it over yourself!

I guess you're sending me home to die
Do whatever you want..who cares anyway!
You're so ugly you don't need love
Now go on home and hang yourself!

Could I please get your phone number
Now what would you need that for
Come on over and help me die
We could both help each other out

We can have a double hanging!
One nuise for me..the other for you
So what the f--ck do you mean by that
I want to watch a miserable b*tch die!!