Pms, what an awful thing,
It turns a woman into a screaming banshee.

Once a month, your calm lovely lady,
Turns into a monster, that is totally
Crazy.

No matter what you say, or try to do,
Your lady on PMS won't listen to you.

With a snarl on her face, and an evil grin,
She looks at you, as you lift up her chin...

And just for a second she seems to calm
Down,
As you bend down to kiss her,But she begins to Frown.

Run man run, as fast as you can,
Before she hits you with her frying pan!


(O..O)