A bear walked into a bar and said can I have a cola and a…..........whisky
The bar tender says "What's with the big paws?"
A man walks into a bar and sees a bear serving drinks… Sits down looking astonished. The bear says “What’s the matter, you never saw a bear serving drinks? “ The man says “It’s not that, I just never thought the moose would sell the place.”
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Posted: Feb 2022
About this poem:
coupla bear jokes..
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He rose early
before the sun
to hoe and toil
under true stars
a simple man
beneath the vines
of his grey yard
he chewed straw
and turned his
thoughts to
women
children
delights
he had
not known
in all these days
that had passed
with fruits
and flowers
known only
to his birds
his companions
was he yet
not worthy
of Venus
he mused
for I shall sing
the song
of the grave
before Venus rises
unto me
he sang
yes I shall sing
the song
of the grave
before Venus rises
unto me
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Posted: Feb 2022
About this poem:
musing on the solitary man
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What a wreck of a week
If only I hadn’t taken a peek
The ground beneath me feet
Noting but sleet
You sniffed me around
like a hound
following me around
I tried to run
You knocked me down
dragged me through the mud
Twisted me around
looked me in the eye
Said today you won’t die
you wanted my soul
I never felt so cold
I would never give my soul to you
Truth be told
You’re nothing but
A dirty old troll
X
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Posted: Feb 2022
About this poem:
Could happen to you too
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online today!
I love openly with my heart,
like a gushing river free and unbound ...
But this is not a dance I can do alone ...
I hear it say from deep within
with a sad sigh and muted moan ...
Surely, I was not born to give so much ,
only to end up with a lonely empty space beside me ...
Surely, not only in books and movies
exists such ...
I still believe it is so ... and to be ....
Upon reading Viggo Mortensen's words
about living with his longtime partner in Spain ...
(" I feel happy living there , because she's the woman
I love. I am totally hers and I'm delighted.")
I realize such unashamedly romantic,
intensely devoted men still exist ...
With nothing but everything to gain,
to live with your chosen love
and find it utmost fulfilling,
not, therefore, in this lifetime,
impossible to attain ....
What more can a loving woman
desire to hold in her heart beating...
No other than exactly words from a man
such as these ....
to turn into warming sun ....
the seemingly relentless rain ....
And never more to wrestle
with such musings and questions
now nor ever again ...
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Posted: Feb 2022
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Once upon a time there was an imaginary land
With imaginary women and imaginary men
And long ago when I was a little boy this is what an old man told me
He told me about the mighty men of moley moley
They were like super hero's stronger than Hercules and Superman
They stood so tall they placed rainbows in the sky
And when the people asked for the rest of the day to be clear and dry
The clouds were parted with just the wave of a hand
There was always peace and harmony the women there sang so beautifully
No other kingdom ever dared to talk of war the old man could say no more
But the look in his eyes maybe it wasn't imaginary what he told me
And now it's left to me to tell the story of the mighty men of moley moley
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Posted: Feb 2022
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More are rightly questioning Sports authenticity
increasingly shameless in their blatant duplicity
Greed the only thing to blame
integrity canceled for fortune and fame
Goodell proclaimed "without blacks no football"
'Fake News' from crooked Woke screwball
Accomplishments today doesn't equate to legit
past and present together doesn't fit
Most debated is who's Basketballs g.o.a.t
many uneducated people insert their vote
Jordan escalated the arrogance of showboating
he's the G.O.A.T some keep promoting
The true complete player defines G.O.A.T
that crown ONLY ONE can tote
racism always gets injected without basis
I'm simply being real not racist
Obvious from all seen and heard
THE G.O.A.T. IS Larry Joe Bird
Total agreement is where I'm at
to quote Bannon 'suck on that'
copyright
2/1/22
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Posted: Feb 2022
About this poem:
Please don't fault the messenger of Truth.
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What good are all your millions Joe, if you have to pee and you can’t go!
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Posted: Feb 2022
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mad dogs and roses
spines and scent
cutting through
baked hot days
without shade
for I once was
in a distant city
and I dreamt of
Moorish courtyard gardens
streaming fountains
women in hijab
talking lightly
the sun cuts
noon blue
the road
that folds
beyond
bares no
sound
for all
must rest
under the zenith
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Posted: Feb 2022
About this poem:
the road to Casablanca
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So,we live in a world where nothing is true, all you ever thought, well, its not real, its your imaginary you, Hitler was never here, we don't have a history, nothing to fear, so, they wipe out the past, reinvent it all, we don't have a say, it's their call, once there was you, once there was me, but now, well, my friend identifies as a tree! REALLY! It's hard to figure out, what it's all about, I think it's time, Over and out!
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Posted: Jan 2022
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I can't travel to a far away land
But I can do online shopping once a week
I'll never get a chance to sing with a country band
Nashville will never call me to come and live on easy street
I can't go out on a date with a rich woman if you know what I mean
So I stay home instead
They say you're never to old to dream
But I dream alone in my bed
Early morning bring the sunlight through my window on my favorite spot
I'll be in my chair waiting to take a drink of coffee for it will still be too hot
And then the only thing I will think of that would be kind of neat
I can do online shopping once a week
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Posted: Jan 2022
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