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Last Commented Limerick Poems (105)

Limerick is a rhymed humorous, and or nonsense poem of five lines. Here is a list of Last Commented Limerick Poems written by members. Read poetry, post your own poems or comments. Poems on these pages are copyrighted © by the authors who entered them. Click here to post a poem.

Unknown

Undecypherable?

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Posted: Sep 2010
About this poem:
Spaces and punctuation intentionally omitted.
Prizes for first correct and most imaginative solutions. :D
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gardenhackle

Girl from Nantucket

There once was a girl from nantucket
With load of chickens she'd truck it.
To market she'd go
And she'd say you must know.
I'll sell one but I ain't gonna pluck it.
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Posted: Jul 2010
About this poem:
Why do Nantucket limericks get such a bad rap?
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Unknown

With me

Wake up to my magic world that I would make
I can see you beyond my imagination
Oh my love; release me from my prison to your world
I would sense you in my soul
Oh my love; fly with me above my imagination world
I would feel your hands in my cold soul
Sun shows me the road to destiny, come with me
I've lost in my world, bring my soul to the sun
Find me; Release me; Guide me
Wake up in emotional winter by my hands
Feel with me; Fly with me; Come with me
Hello and welcome to my world!
Be my sun; Be my moon; Be my star
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Posted: Jul 2010
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agoodguy2have

a limerick dream

tonight in your dreamy R.E.M.
you may see the crème de la crème
an image of the exact mate you wish
not a bumblin' clown or too devilish
a perfect match without a blem...ish

© agoodguy2have 2010-05-12
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Posted: May 2010
About this poem:
yeah ... i do have a day job ... thanks.
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jac379

Very silly poem, number 3

There once was a girl with a hatchet

So sharp you'd be hard pushed to match it,

Don't get into a flap,

Far worse was her clap,

After last night you're certain to catch it.
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Posted: May 2010
About this poem:
Thanks for last night, Optimisticme. I'm sorry, I had no idea you get so much friction burn off pink fluffy handcuffs. See you down the clinic, Jac xxx
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jac379

very silly poem, number 2

There once was a girl who was hairy

Who's armpits were really quite scary.

She's having a bash

At a full-blown moustache.

Am I making you feel a bit wary?
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Posted: May 2010
About this poem:
Inspired by somebody who blocked me just because I made a teeny weeny little hairy chest joke. He thought I was a bloke...
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agoodguy2have

cruciverbalist

there's a cruciverbalist's criss-cross
that'll take you for a loss
don't look down it'd said
a word for terrible (dread)
better let your word come across

© agoodguy2have 2010-03-24

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Posted: Mar 2010
About this poem:
life's ups-n-downs or outta-the-box ;-)
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Unknown

All In the finding

In finding me In finding you
In find false in finding true
In finding love and finding heart
finding it funny when you fart
Finding the day easy to start
Finding it hard when we part
In finding light within the dark
In finding every thing you are
In finding you bright as a shining star
Finding you beside me in the car
Finding us finding them
Finding still waters in which we can swim
In finding us grow old to the end
In finding you day or night
In finding out that you were right
Finding you sitting on our lawn
Finding you so I can go on
Finding out you are gone
In finding out your the one
In finding you bright like the sun
In finding out we belong
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Posted: Dec 2009
About this poem:
This is just the funny little stuff that makes a realtion ship what it should be to me not just a load of lies but humanity at its finest.
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sabeel

missed poets

i found many poets in this site
who wrote greate poems and posted here
i like their poems to read and learn
but some of them are missed from here
why they are hiding from us
why they are not writing poems
posting more here..
i really missed them
and waiting for their return...
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Posted: Jul 2009
About this poem:
here we can find best poems.
but some poets stoped writing
why they stoped?
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sisu8

CS Limerick

There once was a site made for dating
where many found opinions debating
in the forums they fought
in the pictures they sought
the one for whom they were waiting
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Posted: Jun 2009
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