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LIMERICK sort-of
Could have any woman of the crowd.
Some women had waited in line
They knew he'd give them a good time.
'twas evident the way they moaned outloud.
Alas, Elmo got a disease you can't hide.
It was fatal - there were no more free rides.
The mortitian removed that thing by a knife,
Took it home to be viewed by his wife -and
She screamed,"Oh My God,Elmo has died".
About this poem:
still doodling with words.
A look at life..
We strive and fail a life so blue, ..is this to make us tougher,
'bad parenting' I hear you cry, 'a God who knows not love,'
No management from way up high, ..no need to look above.
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As life is what we see and do, at times..you must regret,
Mistakes are here for me and you, ..advice you cannot get,
So look inside your heart to see, what you're to do is right,
If not in life you are not free, ..except in bed at night.
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At night you see...when you're inside, your lover..in and out,
and in and out and feel such pride, ..you'll see her scream and shout..,
She wriggles up and slams in strong, you pant and want it stronger,
And dream of what is very wrong, ..like her..you'd want it longer...
an ode to alison
i feel an uncontrollable itch,
catching my eye
is the unused condom...
i knew she looked infectious.
About this poem:
sorry c bear
Just you
but the rain beating
on my window
When I've only got a
spot of coffee left
When it's damp and
cold inside and I
lite the last log
on the fire place
When there is just a
thick blanket covering
us from a cold and dreary
world
Your warm body snuggled to
mine will do
A candle, a sip, and you
Just you..will do~
A Man from Mars?
I knew it was a ‘saucer’ because the pilot was a funny looking guy.
He had a smile upon his face as he looked when passed me by.
I gave him a wave with both my hands and signalled him to stop.
But he just waved back and winked at me with that one enormous eye.
About this poem:
I'd really love to see one and go for a 'ride'.
Thank God! (a limerick)
There once was a girl Emily
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She was dumped by her sweetie
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And, she cried all night
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And, she prayed all night
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She prayed, “Thank God saved me from STD!”(HIV)
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About this poem:
^_^ Special Thanks --> MacDuff, I know how to write a limerick poem because of his poem "LimeRick".... And THANK YOU everyone here for being so niceeeee to me))))) -->_<-- I wanna see you all and give a BIG BIG HUG/each!!!! ^_____^ well, this is my 1st poem in 2011!! Happy New Year with(out) STD))) LOL :PAttempts at limericks
Since St Patricks day is alright
It was all going fine
Until the fifth line
A schizophrenic decided to date
But he failed to capture a mate
He said, "I know that its bad,
But I don't feel too sad.
After all, I still have each other."
WHO DARES WIN?!!!!
LIMERICK PRIZE (1)
There was a cute girl named LadyBee
She dares you write “Limerick”, everybody!^_*
Whose Limericks the funniest!
Whose Limericks the coolest!
She gonna give a-100-kiss FOR FREE!!!
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LIMERICK PRIZE (2)
I am now waiting patiently
Sitting right here near the girl LadyBee ^_~
Here’s Limerick prize list....
The 1st is LadyBee’s KISS! ^0^
The 2nd iSss.s..my pic!->“NAKED”->(YES for free!)
LOL
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P.S.
I guess, no one wants to write 'Limerick' now....
('cus scare to get the prizes!) LOL >_</
About this poem:
additional info:When male winner get kiss and picture
Why wouldn't we (girls) get something better?!...
mm...Let me think...tik tok tik tok..
Something gotta be rock!
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How 'bout "Fellsman's pic in a short-boxer???
I need samples! (a limerick)
I once did a SEXY questionnaire
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Question one: mention size you desire
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Question two: short or long?
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Three: thick or strong?
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Shame, they didn't have me samples to compare!
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P.S. It's about men muscles lol
About this poem:
-_-'' Anyone tell me if this is called 'Limerick' ??? ermm... if not, I will write a new one again! LOL >_<//// I think I am having problem writing a "limerick"I want to go out.
Those big brown eyes stared up at me.
As if to say so tenderly.
Don't you know, can't you see?
Oh I wish, I wish you were a tree.
About this poem:
As Velsi is a Lady, this poem? wouldn't really be appropriate, if you follow but it's written with her in mind.Poems entered on these pages are copyrighted by the authors who entered them. They cannot be reproduced without the author's written consent. © Copyright 2001-2024. All rights reserved.
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