Last year resident saucy Germanic minx KNenagh had me spend Christmas with her family in ze motherland.On Christmas eve when her family went to bed she got all frisky with me beside the Christmas tree with all the lovely wrapped presents underneath. She began to tug on me like an 1980's video game joystick with locomotive power and in less than a minute there was a lot of sticky gooey presents under the tree. The following morning,needless to say the family was not impressed with the mysterious disappearance of the presies and i scorned her for poor hand eye coordination The big question is,will she pull the same stunt this year or at least improve her aim?
Brannigan70Yellow Brick Road , Manchester, Mayo Ireland2,339 posts
sirLarryIII: Last year resident saucy Germanic minx KNenagh had me spend Christmas with her family in ze motherland.On Christmas eve when her family went to bed she got all frisky with me beside the Christmas tree with all the lovely wrapped presents underneath. She began to tug on me like an 1980's video game joystick with locomotive power and in less than a minute there was a lot of sticky gooey presents under the tree. The following morning,needless to say the family was not impressed with the mysterious disappearance of the presies and i scorned her for poor hand eye coordination The big question is,will she pull the same stunt this year or at least improve her aim?
Well depending on whether or not ye enjoyed last years shenanigans I've got it on good authority that you won't be called on this year . She's been amorous with somebody else but I'm not at liberty to disclose the identity of said bloke
Brannigan70: Well depending on whether or not ye enjoyed last years shenanigans I've got it on good authority that you won't be called on this year . She's been amorous with somebody else but I'm not at liberty to disclose the identity of said bloke
The harlot Doesn't she know she is not allowed to leave CS ever?
sirLarryIII: Last year resident saucy Germanic minx KNenagh had me spend Christmas with her family in ze motherland.On Christmas eve when her family went to bed she got all frisky with me beside the Christmas tree with all the lovely wrapped presents underneath. She began to tug on me like an 1980's video game joystick with locomotive power and in less than a minute there was a lot of sticky gooey presents under the tree. The following morning,needless to say the family was not impressed with the mysterious disappearance of the presies and i scorned her for poor hand eye coordination The big question is,will she pull the same stunt this year or at least improve her aim?
Maybe buy her a magnifying glass as a present this year, and her aim will be better?
mollybaby: I am rubbing my SirL, watching a film, drinking a glass of very strong wine and playing with dog as he looks on in horror. ..too busy to be bored!
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Will KNenagh point me in the right direction this Christmas or spoil it like last year?(Vote Below)
She began to tug on me like an 1980's video game joystick with locomotive power and in less than a minute there was a lot of sticky gooey presents under the tree.
The following morning,needless to say the family was not impressed with the mysterious disappearance of the presies and i scorned her for poor hand eye coordination
The big question is,will she pull the same stunt this year or at least improve her aim?