Are computers male or female ? (191)
MikeD12: computer is female because anything you watch, use and surf will be held against you...im a computing programmer
(I'm a computer Programmer)
Just like the English ones.
Semi-literate and disregarding any typos uses written English incorrectly. all the best
(I'm a computer Programmer)
Just like the English ones.
Semi-literate and disregarding any typos uses written English incorrectly. all the best
Why don't you be critical
MikeD12: computer is female because anything you watch, use and surf will be held against you...im a computing programmer
(I'm a computer Programmer)
Just like the English ones.
Semi-literate and disregarding any typos uses written English incorrectly. all the best
(I'm a computer Programmer)
Just like the English ones.
Semi-literate and disregarding any typos uses written English incorrectly. all the best
computing vs computer... you will know the difference sir! I know my terminology when it comes to IT, but yea, non-IT won't get it that easily.
tomcatwarne: Why don't you be critical
Me save dat fer takin da piss art of di Alo and Essix sprogs Innit
tomcatwarne: Why don't you be critical
All good, it is slowly turning into informative and educational convo, for all involved :) :)
tomcatwarne: For you my love.f I should think of love
I'd think of you, your arms uplifted,
Tying your hair in plaits above,
The lyre shape of your arms and shoulders,
The soft curve of your winding head.
No melody is sweeter, nor could Orpheus
So have bewitched. I think of this,
And all my universe becomes perfection.
But were you in my arms, dear love,
The happiness would take my breath away,
No thought could match that ecstasy,
No song encompass it, no other worlds.
If I should think of love,
I'd think of you.Spokeshave.
I'd think of you, your arms uplifted,
Tying your hair in plaits above,
The lyre shape of your arms and shoulders,
The soft curve of your winding head.
No melody is sweeter, nor could Orpheus
So have bewitched. I think of this,
And all my universe becomes perfection.
But were you in my arms, dear love,
The happiness would take my breath away,
No thought could match that ecstasy,
No song encompass it, no other worlds.
If I should think of love,
I'd think of you.Spokeshave.
@ whisper
And I thought of you
And I thought of you
tomcatwarne: @ whisper
And I thought of you
And I thought of you
I am moved by your
Enwrapped soul
By the thrill
Whirlwind of emotions
I want to go on seing
Discovering every day
with lingering embrace
of longing
of holding to dreams
that found me
Mysteriously
out of nothing
and yet
Miraculously
little by little
become butterfly of dream
As bird of faith and promised spring
rise out of mouth to heaven
that repairs wounded places
hidden in shadow
and brings light of stars
twinkling into the eye
Knowing that I am not
nor are you
so close
that your hand can rich my
Divide by ocean and nations
We rise out above the confusion
in the world
To arrive at a kiss
Close with dreams
that takes off the weight
of every yesterday worry
and every stones
I have ever carried
Whispering to your secret dreams
Come with me
Risk yourself today
Do not let love
slowly die
in time
and live only in poetry.
123whisper: I am moved by your
Enwrapped soul
By the thrill
Whirlwind of emotions
I want to go on seing
Discovering every day
with lingering embrace
of longing
of holding to dreams
that found me
Mysteriously
out of nothing
and yet
Miraculously
little by little
become butterfly of dream
As bird of faith and promised spring
rise out of mouth to heaven
that repairs wounded places
hidden in shadow
and brings light of stars
twinkling into the eye
Knowing that I am not
nor are you
so close
that your hand can rich my
Divide by ocean and nations
We rise out above the confusion
in the world
To arrive at a kiss
Close with dreams
that takes off the weight
of every yesterday worry
and every stones
I have ever carried
Whispering to your secret dreams
Come with me
Risk yourself today
Do not let love
slowly die
in time
and live only in poetry.
Enwrapped soul
By the thrill
Whirlwind of emotions
I want to go on seing
Discovering every day
with lingering embrace
of longing
of holding to dreams
that found me
Mysteriously
out of nothing
and yet
Miraculously
little by little
become butterfly of dream
As bird of faith and promised spring
rise out of mouth to heaven
that repairs wounded places
hidden in shadow
and brings light of stars
twinkling into the eye
Knowing that I am not
nor are you
so close
that your hand can rich my
Divide by ocean and nations
We rise out above the confusion
in the world
To arrive at a kiss
Close with dreams
that takes off the weight
of every yesterday worry
and every stones
I have ever carried
Whispering to your secret dreams
Come with me
Risk yourself today
Do not let love
slowly die
in time
and live only in poetry.
Thankyou Whiper that is beautiful
tomcatwarne: Thankyou Whiper that is beautiful
Glad you like it. It's not Shakespeare poetry but it's my effort....where is my kiss ?
123whisper: Glad you like it. It's not Shakespeare poetry but it's my effort.
...where is my kiss ?
...where is my kiss ?
x1000000 night love. It's beautiful 
Without looking, there are a dozen sockets on the back of my computer and no plugs. But on the other hand I've never met a girl with 12 of those things.
pat8lanips: Without looking, there are a dozen sockets on the back of my computer and no plugs. But on the other hand I've never met a girl with 12 of those things.
tomcatwarne: x1000000 night love. It's beautiful
Love is like road trips without a map ...aching for someone who desires to explore the mysteries that lay sleeping within us ...Night. My USB plugs fit all known Croatian Sockets
Bloody well hope it's a girl, I've spunked over it enough times.
tomcatwarne: My USB plugs fit all known Croatian Sockets
Aussie sockets. ..
123whisper: Aussie sockets. ..
No Croation as well
tomcatwarne: No Croation as well
can't deney I have a hot blood of Mediterranean spirit ... 123whisper: can't deney I have a hot blood of Mediterranean spirit ...
There are other Croation women in the world
Without opening too much can of worms, Croatian wiring only works in Croatia.
pat8lanips: Without opening too much can of worms, Croatian wiring only works in Croatia.
There are adaptors
tomcatwarne: There are adaptors
Yes, they are adaptors and vise versa here Your witty 
tomcatwarne: Yes you are right, straight from the mouth of an Ozzie girl. And a poet
Well, mine is definitely MALE. In fact, I'm convinced its the Son of HAL!!
Grrrr...
Grrrr...
Computers are definately female lol why ? Well you stick things into them ( plugs cords stocks etc ) lol lol. I only have this flash phone and i plug her in to get all charged up lol. And she feels good in my hands just like a woman would when I'm guiding her towards me.
daears: Computers are definately female lol why ? Well you stick things into them ( plugs cords stocks etc ) lol lol. I only have this flash phone and i plug her in to get all charged up lol. And she feels good in my hands just like a woman would when I'm guiding her towards me.
xxDandelionxx: Well, mine is definitely MALE. In fact, I'm convinced its the Son of HAL!!
Grrrr...
Grrrr...
Whisper. Good lol. I in naughty mood today. I going shopping for outfit to put on and put new pics up on my profile lol. I'm going to have some fun lol
daears: Whisper. Good lol. I in naughty mood today. I going shopping for outfit to put on and put new pics up on my profile lol. I'm going to have some fun lol
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(I'm a computer Programmer)
Just like the English ones.
Semi-literate and disregarding any typos uses written English incorrectly.