Some more examples,are computers male or female; Male;because... a)they have a lot of data,but are still clueless...(when it comes to women.) b)as soon as you commit to one,you realized that,if you waited a little longer,you could have had a better model. c)they are supposed to help you solve problems,but half the time they are the problem. d)men thinks they know everything better (than women)..
Female;because... a)most of the time men dating the Internet because female cyber love is taking forever to exist. b)the message,''Bad command of file name,'' is about as informative as ''if you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you.''
Please feel free to share your opinion and give reason why you think is computer male or female and why ?
allthegoodnamestLondon, Essex, England UK4,697 posts
123whisper: Some more examples,are computers male or female; Male;because... a)they have a lot of data,but are still clueless...(when it comes to women.) b)as soon as you commit to one,you realized that,if you waited a little longer,you could have had a better model. c)they are supposed to help you solve problems,but half the time they are the problem. d)men thinks they know everything better (than women)..
Female;because... a)most of the time men dating the Internet because female cyber love is taking forever to exist. b)the message,''Bad command of file name,'' is about as informative as ''if you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you.''
Please feel free to share your opinion and give reason why you think is computer male or female and why ?
I assumed it was female, otherwise having on my lap may involve a major lifestyle change .
123whisperOPMelbourne, Victoria Australia2,116 posts
I think computers are male because most men think they know everything better...like Narcissist...coming up with all talk before I can talk anything about me...like recently I met a man at the barbecue birthday party. A very handsome man,I think. I don't know for sure. His hair was on fire. And all he talked about was himself. ''I'm on fire!''You know the type.''Jesus Christ,help me! Put me out !'' Come on,can we talk about me a little bit ?
allthegoodnamestLondon, Essex, England UK4,697 posts
123whisper: I think computers are male because most men think they know everything better...like Narcissist...coming up with all talk before I can talk anything about me...like recently I met a man at the barbecue birthday party. A very handsome man,I think. I don't know for sure. His hair was on fire. And all he talked about was himself. ''I'm on fire!''You know the type.''Jesus Christ,help me! Put me out !'' Come on,can we talk about me a little bit ?
My computer can be male or female depending on the situation. As a male he is a middle age gentleman that speaks with a British accent. When she is angry (something wrong with the system) I say : "Come on girl, lets see what I can do to help you". I'm a computer technician and every computer has a personality :D.
123whisperOPMelbourne, Victoria Australia2,116 posts
allthegoodnamest: I assumed it was female, otherwise having on my lap may involve a major lifestyle change .
That sounds reasonable. I guess your ambition is to be the last man on earth - so that you can find out if all thous lap women were telling the truth to adore you.
123whisperOPMelbourne, Victoria Australia2,116 posts
tomcatwarne: Oh IC you've been haunting the bordellos again.
I've sensed your passionate...that's why I look for you in bordellos...and a wine bar...because some people say that translation of being passionate is = sloppy drunk...as they say for adventurist = sleeping around
tomcatwarneOcean City, Plumouth, Devon, England UK17,106 posts
123whisper: I've sensed your passionate...that's why I look for you in bordellos...and a wine bar...because some people say that translation of being passionate is = sloppy drunk...as they say for adventurist = sleeping around
tomcatwarneOcean City, Plumouth, Devon, England UK17,106 posts
123whisper: I though your very busy...because you told me on the line;you need to go ...have some space ...because there's a telemarketer on the other line.
A woman some times takes something as a slight and never forgets it
123whisperOPMelbourne, Victoria Australia2,116 posts
tomcatwarne: Who's been talking
You ask me not to be too serious so I am joking ... We all have to be careful what we wish for... Man joined a computer- dating site and registered his wants... He wanted someone enjoyed water sports, liked company,favoured formal attire and waa very small. The computer operated faultlessly. ..it send him a penguin.
tomcatwarneOcean City, Plumouth, Devon, England UK17,106 posts
123whisper: You ask me not to be too serious so I am joking ... We all have to be careful what we wish for... Man joined a computer- dating site and registered his wants... He wanted someone enjoyed water sports, liked company,favoured formal attire and waa very small. The computer operated faultlessly. ..it send him a penguin.
123whisperOPMelbourne, Victoria Australia2,116 posts
tomcatwarne: A woman some times takes something as a slight and never forgets it
Love is a sweet dreams and marriage is the alarm clock.
You know, I like to spice things up in a first date ...by wearing a parachute and refusing to talk about it because that's the best way that you don't forget me how spicy I can be
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Are computers male or female ?(Vote Below)
Male;because...
a)they have a lot of data,but are still clueless...(when it comes to women.)
b)as soon as you commit to one,you realized that,if you waited a little longer,you could have had a better model.
c)they are supposed to help you solve problems,but half the time they are the problem.
d)men thinks they know everything better (than women)..
Female;because...
a)most of the time men dating the Internet because female cyber love is taking forever to exist.
b)the message,''Bad command of file name,'' is about as informative as ''if you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you.''
Please feel free to share your opinion and give reason why you think is computer male or female and why ?