deviant_sliceunknown, Tyne and Wear, England UK2,875 posts
She's falling from a building. I dive into a telephone box, change into my underwear and swoop up to catch her. Our eyes meet, I forget I have heat-ray vision and fry her head to a crisp. "Darn, back to the CS forums".
rainbowdream2017Melbourne, Victoria Australia5,453 posts
Mercedes_00: I'm not fussy but definitely no fine fancy dining shit I loath fancy.
Somewhere water sitting on my arse shoes off eating greasy fish & chips whilst the oil runs down my chin if he's good he's more than welcome to lick the oil from my chin that way no need for napkins.
What if you find that you don't like him that way...what if you didnt expect to find is that his breath stinks and every time he opens his mouth to enterntain you, the only urgent need you have is to find the oxidant bottle .... and than your funtasy of an charming prince who's melting from loving desire to lick your oily chin, suddenly turnes into a nightmare to think of all bacterias and viruses you can get from him if his licking the oil from your chin.
Rainbow I don't date I'm talking about if I found a connection with someone getting to know him over time then have that meet and if that meet works out how I expect it would
That date is reserved for when my connection finds me he can lick till the cows come home I will make sure to squeeze that oil in all the right places when he's not looking just let him think I eat messy
Phone conversation? Oh, you mean get scammed by giving out your phone cell phone number, or would you rather "Get to know me better" on Google hangouts, yet another SCAM! Eve this site warns against those scams!
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