deviant_sliceunknown, Tyne and Wear, England UK2,252 posts
She's falling from a building. I dive into a telephone box, change into my underwear and swoop up to catch her. Our eyes meet, I forget I have heat-ray vision and fry her head to a crisp. "Darn, back to the CS forums".
Rainbow I don't date I'm talking about if I found a connection with someone getting to know him over time then have that meet and if that meet works out how I expect it would
That date is reserved for when my connection finds me he can lick till the cows come home I will make sure to squeeze that oil in all the right places when he's not looking just let him think I eat messy
Phone conversation? Oh, you mean get scammed by giving out your phone cell phone number, or would you rather "Get to know me better" on Google hangouts, yet another SCAM! Eve this site warns against those scams!
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