Have You Ever made Love to a Vegetable before? (58)
Lagoona22: ...I told her that I normally walk around with a cucumber in my pocket....
....she said that was good thinking, considering my age...
....she said that was good thinking, considering my age...
Don't be sad, don't be sad... mama's gonna make you a nice little bed..
I refuse to go to bed without a bedtime story, and a lullabye...
Mirodenia: Don't be sad, don't be sad... mama's gonna make you a nice little bed..
Lagoona22: I refuse to go to bed without a bedtime story, and a lullabye...
Call me for the bed time.... story.
Lullabye thing - you just lick one of your fingers and with your great imagination will fill pleasure... sweet...
I think Lili's had one too many...
Mirodenia: Call me for the bed time.... story.
Lullabye thing - you just lick one of your fingers and with your great imagination will fill pleasure... sweet...
Lullabye thing - you just lick one of your fingers and with your great imagination will fill pleasure... sweet...
Lagoona22: I think Lili's had one too many...
Lili? Who's this? Another women?
How many are they?
I don't drink alchool because I am sick, got flu and take pills.
OK?
Ok Lili....
Mirodenia: Lili? Who's this? Another women?
How many are they?
I don't drink alchool because I am sick, got flu and take pills.
OK?
How many are they?
I don't drink alchool because I am sick, got flu and take pills.
OK?
Mirodenia: Lili? Who's this? Another women?
How many are they?
I don't drink alchool because I am sick, got flu and take pills.
OK?
If you are sick, got flu and taking pills then I can highly recommend that you drink some Real Alcohol ..... you will feel so much better, and also very ...How many are they?
I don't drink alchool because I am sick, got flu and take pills.
OK?
Sommerauer71: Yes.
My ex husband.
He had the brains of a carrot.
My ex husband.
He had the brains of a carrot.
I'm so sorry to hear that
cristina: I'm so sorry to hear that
The vegetable i made love to was French...corgette!
So what was your pet name for him??...Corgi Porgi Pudding n' Pie??....??..
...as Confucious used to say..."Life's a corgette, and then you eat him..."
...as Confucious used to say..."Life's a corgette, and then you eat him..."
cristina: The vegetable i made love to was French...corgette!
Gosh, I just about choked on my art when I read that!!...
cosmicwonderer: Artichokes make good partners
Lagoona22: Gosh, I just about choked on my art when I read that!!...
!!!!!!Very interesting thread esp as my first ex was very much a bed potatoe.Seen more activity in a rare steak.Second ex was proper little vixen but when she started to play away from home became something of a pudding so to speak. That ladies and gentlemen is the big give away,when your partner tells you to just get on with it and wake them up when you are finished,then you know something is not quite as it should be.
You mean the cucumber and the baked potato were in bed together, and the potato fell asleep while it was getting mashed???....or something loikit...hello Elley, you're back...
Can always depend on you to raise the standards round here.We were slipping for a minute there.
Yes, back,but not for long,a few mins,just to stick my oar in astwer,you know,dip my wick,get going with the mortar and pestle,stir.....sod it.Happy New Year Adonis.
Yes, back,but not for long,a few mins,just to stick my oar in astwer,you know,dip my wick,get going with the mortar and pestle,stir.....sod it.Happy New Year Adonis.
tally-ho, squire...
Elley:
Yes, back,but not for long,a few mins,just to stick my oar in astwer,you know,dip my wick,get going with the mortar and pestle,stir.....sod it.Happy New Year Adonis.
Yes, back,but not for long,a few mins,just to stick my oar in astwer,you know,dip my wick,get going with the mortar and pestle,stir.....sod it.Happy New Year Adonis.
Lagoona22: You mean the cucumber and the baked potato were in bed together, and the potato fell asleep while it was getting mashed???....or something loikit...hello Elley, you're back...
Well these days the old cucumber gets a little over ripe a little too fast and then the tater has to mash itself.What an idea, a self mashing tater,just imagine the marketing possibilities here.Lago we,ll be millionaires by morn.
ok guys, gotta go, see ya arl later, be good.And remember folks, get your self mashing taters here.In my absence you can contact Lago and see if you can breath some vitals into his goosey goosey gander.Hic.
Elley: ok guys, gotta go, see ya arl later, be good.And remember folks, get your self mashing taters here.In my absence you can contact Lago and see if you can breath some vitals into his goosey goosey gander.Hic.
Sounds like you had a pretty "Lubricated" Transition into '09. some involvement with Cherries 
Made love with a vegetable.
Sorry that was nasty. forgive me.
Sorry that was nasty. forgive me.
Oh no, not you too....all is lost.....
Jan1305: Made love with a vegetable.
Sorry that was nasty. forgive me.
Sorry that was nasty. forgive me.
Lagoona22: Oh no, not you too....all is lost.....
and jan an english rose to boot what ever is happening to the ladies on cs Maybe Jan's referring to that guy she met in Russia last year....he was good-looking no doubt, but he had broccoli for brains!!...
Jan1305: Made love with a vegetable.
Sorry that was nasty. forgive me.
Sorry that was nasty. forgive me.
Lagoona22: Maybe Jan's referring to that guy she met in Russia last year....he was good-looking no doubt, but he had broccoli for brains!!...
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