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Will Santa clause survive Coronavirus ? (11)

Jul 8, 2020 5:15 PM CSTWill Santa clause survive Coronavirus ?

Will Santa clause survive Coronavirus ?(Vote Below)

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Yes
78%
14 Votes
No
11%
2 Votes
Only if Mrs Clause does his job this Christmas 2020
6%
1 Votes
Yes, but only if he stays away from Europe and Islands
6%
1 Votes
Other
0%
0 Votes
18 Total Votes
Maybe Santa should retire? beer
Jul 8, 2020 5:22 PM CST Will Santa clause survive Coronavirus ?
Santa's age puts him in the high risk group, so he is embracing the spirit of cancel culture this year. Sorry kiddies. sigh
Jul 9, 2020 3:16 AM CST Will Santa clause survive Coronavirus ?
rainbowsandstars
rainbowsandstarsrainbowsandstarsDublin, Ireland1 Threads 56 Posts
You shouldn’t even joke about something like this scold

And that’s definitely got you on the naughty list tongue
Jul 9, 2020 3:44 AM CST Will Santa clause survive Coronavirus ?
tomcattyonline now!
tomcattyonline now!tomcattyocean city plymouth, Devon, England UK128 Threads 2 Polls 2,866 Posts
rainbowsandstars: You shouldn’t even joke about something like this

And that’s definitely got you on the naughty list
He has been told to avoid the leggy blondes and keep a social distance, but send your desires to him at his home in Laplandlaugh laugh laugh
Jul 9, 2020 5:33 AM CST Will Santa clause survive Coronavirus ?
daearsonline today!
daearsonline today!daearsGr, West Coast New Zealand29 Threads 2,305 Posts
Santa is already staying away from earth.
Why would he even risk it dunno
He wouldn't even send his helpers dunno
I send my blessings to him for keeping himself and his helpers alive.
P.s. he knows more about what's happening with trillions than most know what's happening with themselves dunno
I hope he stays away.
An protects himself from all the self centered people's of this planet. teddybear teddybear
Jul 9, 2020 5:48 AM CST Will Santa clause survive Coronavirus ?
rainbowsandstars
rainbowsandstarsrainbowsandstarsDublin, Ireland1 Threads 56 Posts
tomcatty: He has been told to avoid the leggy blondes and keep a social distance, but send your desires to him at his home in Lapland
I have legs but not blonde so I’m safe rolling on the floor laughing
Jul 9, 2020 5:55 AM CST Will Santa clause survive Coronavirus ?
I've heard that Rudolph is pissed at Santa, and has threatened him with a drive bye in the north pole..


drinking
Jul 9, 2020 9:17 AM CST Will Santa clause survive Coronavirus ?
Will Santa clause survive Coronavirus?

Nope. No more Saint Nicolas.
That's racist.

Sincerely,

#NWO
Jul 9, 2020 9:29 AM CST Will Santa clause survive Coronavirus ?
Santa won't survive because a smart parent won't put their child on Santa's lap so he could breath on them
If people ignore social distancing and crowd the malls the cases will climb and so will the deaths.
If people don't do Christmas shopping in malls the economy will surely go down the tubes.

christmas sad
Jul 9, 2020 4:55 PM CST Will Santa clause survive Coronavirus ?
Lasagna
LasagnaLasagnaBuenos Aires, Argentina11 Threads 295 Posts
That fat bastard better bring me my bag of black dildoes mumbling

santa waving
Jul 9, 2020 5:24 PM CST Will Santa clause survive Coronavirus ?
Lasagna: That fat bastard better bring me my bag of black dildoes
I thought you were into the rainbow types?
Jul 9, 2020 5:42 PM CST Will Santa clause survive Coronavirus ?
Lasagna: That fat bastard better bring me my bag of black dildoes
Santa isn't fat, he's just mature... drinking

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Created: Jul 8
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