Humour Contest for the New Year !!! (152)

Dec 27, 2007 1:01 PM CST Humour Contest for the New Year !!!
riyablossom
riyablossomriyablossomsomewhere, Pennsylvania USA184 Threads 18 Polls 11,244 Posts
applause Bubbles is in form and set to go ..
Dec 27, 2007 1:02 PM CST Humour Contest for the New Year !!!
EastbayRay
EastbayRayEastbayRayLimassol, Cyprus10 Threads 1 Polls 781 Posts
I am a leader of men! - but a follower of women.

Lead the way!grin smitten devil
Dec 27, 2007 1:06 PM CST Humour Contest for the New Year !!!
Imaredneckwoman
ImaredneckwomanImaredneckwomanTroy, USA1,644 Posts
Come with me then. I'll lead you in the right direction. devil
Dec 27, 2007 1:07 PM CST Humour Contest for the New Year !!!
EricKissesDeeply
EricKissesDeeplyEricKissesDeeplyThe Mountains, USA15 Threads 1 Polls 1,146 Posts
Oh MY...
The Men are Doomed

Only those with Size where it matters will survive...

so i shall tie a bridle to it and follow as a prisoner to the measure....


Thanks alot oh great leadertongue
Dec 27, 2007 1:09 PM CST Humour Contest for the New Year !!!
riyablossom
riyablossomriyablossomsomewhere, Pennsylvania USA184 Threads 18 Polls 11,244 Posts
Exactly this is the way its going to be .. a thread and the participants follows with humor !!!!

grin
Dec 27, 2007 1:10 PM CST Humour Contest for the New Year !!!
Scottishlass
ScottishlassScottishlassKnoxville, Tennessee USA491 Threads 23 Polls 3,324 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing you dirty old man yourolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Dec 27, 2007 1:10 PM CST Humour Contest for the New Year !!!
bubbles69
bubbles69bubbles69Inverness, Highland, Scotland UK17 Threads 1 Polls 1,984 Posts
Hold my hand sweety, dont be scared. Off we go.dance
Dec 27, 2007 1:10 PM CST Humour Contest for the New Year !!!
Imaredneckwoman
ImaredneckwomanImaredneckwomanTroy, USA1,644 Posts
Only if you want to come to my chambers. devil
Dec 27, 2007 1:11 PM CST Humour Contest for the New Year !!!
riyablossom
riyablossomriyablossomsomewhere, Pennsylvania USA184 Threads 18 Polls 11,244 Posts
so cute !!!
Dec 27, 2007 1:13 PM CST Humour Contest for the New Year !!!
EricKissesDeeply
EricKissesDeeplyEricKissesDeeplyThe Mountains, USA15 Threads 1 Polls 1,146 Posts
As long as ther are no candles.... Flatuations are flammable you know.

Oh of course you do I almost forgot about the class action suit against you...

shame on you ...in the middle of a candle lit vigil.scold

whats the count now? 100 and something?grin
Dec 27, 2007 1:14 PM CST Humour Contest for the New Year !!!
EastbayRay
EastbayRayEastbayRayLimassol, Cyprus10 Threads 1 Polls 781 Posts
devil devil devil devil

Lady . . . I follow to mislead and be misled.

And I like my women dark, daring, dangerous and full of sin. devil angel

Let the games begin!!!

And may my inquisitive deamons find out all your secret hiding places!
Dec 27, 2007 1:14 PM CST Humour Contest for the New Year !!!
bubbles69
bubbles69bubbles69Inverness, Highland, Scotland UK17 Threads 1 Polls 1,984 Posts
Riya, do you really think thats cute? Actually Im hungry.devil
Dec 27, 2007 1:18 PM CST Humour Contest for the New Year !!!
Imaredneckwoman
ImaredneckwomanImaredneckwomanTroy, USA1,644 Posts
Shhhhhhhhhh
Eric
Don't tell my secrets.

I'm perfectly gas free today. Thank you.snooty
Dec 27, 2007 1:20 PM CST Humour Contest for the New Year !!!
riyablossom
riyablossomriyablossomsomewhere, Pennsylvania USA184 Threads 18 Polls 11,244 Posts
I cant wait till we start the contest tomm..... it would be fun watching you guys !!!
Dec 27, 2007 1:21 PM CST Humour Contest for the New Year !!!
Imaredneckwoman
ImaredneckwomanImaredneckwomanTroy, USA1,644 Posts
That was your Flatuations you had in my chamber. tongue

I'm not telling.
Dec 27, 2007 1:22 PM CST Humour Contest for the New Year !!!
EastbayRay
EastbayRayEastbayRayLimassol, Cyprus10 Threads 1 Polls 781 Posts
C'mon!!! When are you going to start the thread? Let's begin!!!
Dec 27, 2007 1:23 PM CST Humour Contest for the New Year !!!
riyablossom
riyablossomriyablossomsomewhere, Pennsylvania USA184 Threads 18 Polls 11,244 Posts
ohh .. am i glad to see you !!! hug

The contest begins tomm. ... right now taking a quick poll on how many want it in the first place. Looks positive so far.

Then we finalise the participant list which i shall put up later. People can register tomm whole day.

Later in the evening we start devil

any suggestions ?
Dec 27, 2007 1:24 PM CST Humour Contest for the New Year !!!
RobbieM
RobbieMRobbieMHertford, Hertfordshire, England UK115 Threads 6 Polls 4,553 Posts
Come on you layabouts, ive seen more life in a tramps vest.

Ah sod it....post the trophy to my cs inboxlaugh
Dec 27, 2007 1:24 PM CST Humour Contest for the New Year !!!
Imaredneckwoman
ImaredneckwomanImaredneckwomanTroy, USA1,644 Posts
You will have a cloth over your eyes. That way you can't see. grin I'm so full of sin. devil
Dec 27, 2007 1:25 PM CST Humour Contest for the New Year !!!
EastbayRay
EastbayRayEastbayRayLimassol, Cyprus10 Threads 1 Polls 781 Posts
When will it start? I can't hand around on here all day - in how many hours for instance?
Dec 27, 2007 1:25 PM CST Humour Contest for the New Year !!!
riyablossom
riyablossomriyablossomsomewhere, Pennsylvania USA184 Threads 18 Polls 11,244 Posts
I understand but cant do it now. There are people who dont know yet and would like to participate. They would be left out.
Dec 27, 2007 1:26 PM CST Humour Contest for the New Year !!!
Imaredneckwoman
ImaredneckwomanImaredneckwomanTroy, USA1,644 Posts
I wouldn't have to wipe them off if you would stop putting cream cheese on them. tongue
Dec 27, 2007 1:26 PM CST Humour Contest for the New Year !!!
EricKissesDeeply
EricKissesDeeplyEricKissesDeeplyThe Mountains, USA15 Threads 1 Polls 1,146 Posts
Yes.
I suggest you bring a whole slew of pills not only are the participants going to need them...

So shall some of the readers.

So i hope before it begins that all the goats in England will be put away safe...tongue Robbie
Dec 27, 2007 1:27 PM CST Humour Contest for the New Year !!!
riyablossom
riyablossomriyablossomsomewhere, Pennsylvania USA184 Threads 18 Polls 11,244 Posts
hmm... say .. 17 to 18 hrs from now. Giving everyone sufficient time to enroll.
Dec 27, 2007 1:28 PM CST Humour Contest for the New Year !!!
Zellarrone1
Zellarrone1Zellarrone1Hull, East Riding of Yorkshire, England UK33 Threads 4 Polls 7,644 Posts
hmmm I'll try, the trouble is when I try to be funny I'm not.

I can only be funny when something, someone or some post tickles my fancy laugh namely the virgin threads giggle
Dec 27, 2007 1:29 PM CST Humour Contest for the New Year !!!
EastbayRay
EastbayRayEastbayRayLimassol, Cyprus10 Threads 1 Polls 781 Posts
Let's get it on girl. Will you melt wax on me? I got all the muscle you could ever want to melt wax onto.

Let us come together and sin. devil
Dec 27, 2007 1:31 PM CST Humour Contest for the New Year !!!
bodleing
bodleingbodleingGreater Manchester, England UK238 Threads 8 Polls 13,810 Posts
I'm bored...i'm going home




and i want my money back!!!!







grin
Dec 27, 2007 1:38 PM CST Humour Contest for the New Year !!!
Imaredneckwoman
ImaredneckwomanImaredneckwomanTroy, USA1,644 Posts
Yes I will melt wax on you and so much more. devil
Dec 27, 2007 1:43 PM CST Humour Contest for the New Year !!!
bubbles69
bubbles69bubbles69Inverness, Highland, Scotland UK17 Threads 1 Polls 1,984 Posts
Be quick Robbie, you dont want to get left with the ugly one.
Dec 27, 2007 1:51 PM CST Humour Contest for the New Year !!!
riyablossom
riyablossomriyablossomsomewhere, Pennsylvania USA184 Threads 18 Polls 11,244 Posts
sorry to interrupt .. I have posted the list of participants !!
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