It has been reported that a woman will say 2 times as many words in her life as a man. (100)
alexey8: So now your cupid as well?
I gave that woman some very intense counseling and took alot of flak, but she comes up smelling like roses, and what do i get
bay163: well if you want to talk about asses, we can go there
Its now Boxing day bay the asses have left the stable..
bay163: I gave that woman some very intense counseling and took alot of flak, but she comes up smelling like roses, and what do i get
I am afraid to ask what did you get? 
it's really the reason why men generally die earlier than women! 
goodfriend: Its now Boxing day bay the asses have left the stable..
boxing day, are people supposed to clean up there houses and get things in order is that what it is about?
Odysseus101: it's really the reason why men generally die earlier than women!
hmm, i thought the reason men die before their wives is because they want to
goodfriend: Its now Boxing day bay the asses have left the stable..
here is a boxing day question for you, Im home alone with the dog, does that mean I have to go outside and pee on the trees.
bay163: boxing day, are people supposed to clean up there houses and get things in order is that what it is about?
As if, Scots do that on Hogmany..i dont...i cant be assed..
bay163: yes i think with your new boyfriend,(that i brought you back together with ) you have been doing much moaning lately
Oh, yes...if it wasn't for you, we wouldn't be together.
We owe you so much!
scoutmaster: here is a boxing day question for you, Im home alone with the dog, does that mean I have to go outside and pee on the trees.
Well i wont tell anybody scoutmaster..pee away..
bay163: I gave that woman some very intense counseling and took alot of flak, but she comes up smelling like roses, and what do i get
Bay, if you say ONE MORE TIME that you "counseled" me, I will climb into this computer, come out of yours, and wring your neck......8 TIMES!!!
Thalassa: Bay, if you say ONE MORE TIME that you "counseled" me, I will climb into this computer, come out of yours, and wring your neck......8 TIMES!!!
All night long?
Or in a car? bay163: I am just wondering if any women would like to tell me, why you all talk so much, or do you think men need to talk more.
Maybe it`s time for us Men , to start actually ,listen to the Women
ah... who am i kidding here ...
Boban1: Maybe it`s time for us Men , to start actually ,listen to the Women
ah... who am i kidding here ...
ah... who am i kidding here ...
good one! 
goodfriend: As if, Scots do that on Hogmany..i dont...i cant be assed..
I had a next door neighbor from scottland and he was very wild, and on his 77th birthday he came racing into the neighborhood in his pickup truck and the police were after him, he had punched someone at a bar, he was very tough, and a year later he died in his sleep, but he was a good guy
alexey8: All night long? Or in a car?
I could throttle him in a car,
or in his house or in a bar,
I would wring his neck all night
As long as it takes to do it right
I don't care where I have to go
I just want to hurt this Bay man so!
(Apologies to Dr. Seuss)
goodfriend: Well i wont tell anybody scoutmaster..pee away..
the other thing my dog seems to like to do is jump the fence and hump the nabor.
Thalassa: I could throttle him in a car,
or in his house or in a bar,
I would wring his neck all night
As long as it takes to do it right
I don't care where I have to go
I just want to hurt this Bay man so!
(Apologies to Dr. Seuss)
or in his house or in a bar,
I would wring his neck all night
As long as it takes to do it right
I don't care where I have to go
I just want to hurt this Bay man so!
(Apologies to Dr. Seuss)
Well, I guess you can always write Dr. Seuss books for aduts. I'll check back to see what you have to add, Bay, after my shower. I have to get ready for my date.....thanks, of course, to you!
And, hey...in your honor...we'll do it 8 times tonight!
(I know he'll hate settling for less, but what the hell...we could use some rest).
And, hey...in your honor...we'll do it 8 times tonight!
(I know he'll hate settling for less, but what the hell...we could use some rest).
scoutmaster: the other thing my dog seems to like to do is jump the fence and hump the nabor.
When i was a wee lassie my pal's dog used to try and hump my leg,i never knew what it was doing but my older sister used to go crazy at it,it wis a nae bad luukin wee dug..
bay163: I am just wondering if any women would like to tell me, why you all talk so much, or do you think men need to talk more.
I can beleive it as we know how men hate to talk about anything.
goodfriend: When i was a wee lassie my pal's dog used to try and hump my leg,i never knew what it was doing but my older sister used to go crazy at it,it wis a nae bad luukin wee dug..
ON second thought I think I will pass on the boxing day tradition with the dog, they also lick the own butt,
navygirl1: I can beleive it as we know how men hate to talk about anything.
you must not have been paying attention to all of the other threads Bay has made Thalassa: I could throttle him in a car,
or in his house or in a bar,
I would wring his neck all night
As long as it takes to do it right
I don't care where I have to go
I just want to hurt this Bay man so!
(Apologies to Dr. Seuss)
or in his house or in a bar,
I would wring his neck all night
As long as it takes to do it right
I don't care where I have to go
I just want to hurt this Bay man so!
(Apologies to Dr. Seuss)
wow you have alot of skills, and you can go all night!!! we have so much in common
scoutmaster: ON second thought I think I will pass on the boxing day tradition with the dog, they also lick the own butt,
Well think on, there are lots of folks up their own butts too.
alexey8: you must not have been paying attention to all of the other threads Bay has made
I wonder why!
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men they jus go, you did it, it was wrong. heres the punishment , done.
to save words i just pretend i didnt see anything