What do you hate about singles? (787)

Mar 25, 2011 6:13 AM CST What do you hate about singles?
bluejay2011
bluejay2011bluejay2011SE, Queensland Australia5 Threads 1,421 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

You girls are hilarious

I am choosing to beleive you are having a bit of fun.
Mar 25, 2011 6:13 AM CST What do you hate about singles?
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
serene56: Yeah

The booze must be wearing off

I'm off too
Psssst, you haven't replied to my 16 emails Does that mean the lynching is off
LOL you wouldn't have the balls to email me Serene that would be direct, and you don't do direct. wink
Mar 25, 2011 6:14 AM CST What do you hate about singles?
normalguy68
normalguy68normalguy68Wonthaggi, Victoria Australia62 Threads 15 Polls 1,829 Posts



Let me ask you somethin´...
What time of the day do you like to make love
Have you ever made love just before breakfast
Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on a couch
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car
I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car
And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said:
´I´m strokin´, that´s what I´m doin´, I be strokin´´
Mar 25, 2011 6:14 AM CST What do you hate about singles?
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
starcrossfish: AY!! Don't knock the gardening!!! All for young, all for old!!!
That is true. I loved my herb garden.

It was more pun roll eyes
Mar 25, 2011 6:14 AM CST What do you hate about singles?
Billy6456: What DVD would be more interesting????



Sorry billy comfort

You were probably waiting around for the hair-pulling scratching and biting ..

Followed by the inevitable rolling around naked in a big bowl of jelly sigh

Ain't gonna happen tonight, but tomorrow's another day grin

laugh
Mar 25, 2011 6:15 AM CST What do you hate about singles?
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
serene56: Sorry billy

You were probably waiting around for the hair-pulling scratching and biting ..

Followed by the inevitable rolling around naked in a big bowl of jelly

Ain't gonna happen tonight, but tomorrow's another day
applause applause applause Yessie it is. grin
Mar 25, 2011 6:15 AM CST What do you hate about singles?
starcrossfish
starcrossfishstarcrossfishperth, Western Australia Australia10 Threads 711 Posts
You GUY'S STOP!! I LIKE IT SLOW!!grin
Mar 25, 2011 6:15 AM CST What do you hate about singles?
Billy6456
Billy6456Billy6456Wonthaggi, Victoria Australia3 Threads 2,069 Posts
starcrossfish: AY!! Don't knock the gardening!!! All for young, all for old!!!
Do you like root vegetables???
Mar 25, 2011 6:15 AM CST What do you hate about singles?
normalguy68
normalguy68normalguy68Wonthaggi, Victoria Australia62 Threads 15 Polls 1,829 Posts
wow
Mar 25, 2011 6:16 AM CST What do you hate about singles?
Shell225
Shell225Shell225Brisbane, Queensland Australia26 Threads 8,572 Posts
normalguy68: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7gMkiOPSeA&feature=player_detailpageLet me ask you somethin´...
What time of the day do you like to make love
Have you ever made love just before breakfast
Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on a couch
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car
I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car
And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said:
´I´m strokin´, that´s what I´m doin´, I be strokin´´


Clarence Carter is a boring knob singing this song... and rest assured its equally boring in print.
Mar 25, 2011 6:16 AM CST What do you hate about singles?
Billy6456: Do you like root vegetables???


laugh
Mar 25, 2011 6:16 AM CST What do you hate about singles?
normalguy68
normalguy68normalguy68Wonthaggi, Victoria Australia62 Threads 15 Polls 1,829 Posts
Downtown CS on a Friday night, where else would we rather be?
Mar 25, 2011 6:17 AM CST What do you hate about singles?
starcrossfish
starcrossfishstarcrossfishperth, Western Australia Australia10 Threads 711 Posts
sxc666: That is true. I loved my herb garden.

It was more pun


Don't ROLL YOUR FARKEN EYE'S AT ME!! smitten
Mar 25, 2011 6:17 AM CST What do you hate about singles?
tonyxf
tonyxftonyxfwerribee, Victoria Australia2 Threads 4,525 Posts
only in root soup
Mar 25, 2011 6:17 AM CST What do you hate about singles?
Shell225: Clarence Carter is a boring knob singing this song... and rest assured its equally boring in print.



Oh hi shell grin

I was just about to pop off and take me arthritis meds popcorn
Mar 25, 2011 6:17 AM CST What do you hate about singles?
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
normalguy68: Downtown CS on a Friday night, where else would we rather be?
with 8+ thumbs up
Mar 25, 2011 6:17 AM CST What do you hate about singles?
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
serene56: Oh hi shell

I was just about to pop off and take me arthritis meds
Dementia also, I think you said that 20 minutes ago..
Mar 25, 2011 6:18 AM CST What do you hate about singles?
Shell225
Shell225Shell225Brisbane, Queensland Australia26 Threads 8,572 Posts
serene56: Oh hi shell

I was just about to pop off and take me arthritis meds


dont stop now, this is the best fun I've had all week ...


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Mar 25, 2011 6:18 AM CST What do you hate about singles?
normalguy68
normalguy68normalguy68Wonthaggi, Victoria Australia62 Threads 15 Polls 1,829 Posts
Shell225: Clarence Carter is a boring knob singing this song... and rest assured its equally boring in print.
That's your own opinion shell, but it always fills the dance floor when I played it so that many people musn't be wrong.
Mar 25, 2011 6:19 AM CST What do you hate about singles?
Billy6456
Billy6456Billy6456Wonthaggi, Victoria Australia3 Threads 2,069 Posts
starcrossfish: You GUY'S STOP!! I LIKE IT SLOW!!
grin love kiss
Mar 25, 2011 6:19 AM CST What do you hate about singles?
sxc666: Dementia also, I think you said that 20 minutes ago..



Gettin a bit lame there teena
Mar 25, 2011 6:19 AM CST What do you hate about singles?
Shell225: dont stop now, this is the best fun I've had all week ...



Well there'll be a price to pay no doubt laugh

But I enjoyed it cheers
Mar 25, 2011 6:20 AM CST What do you hate about singles?
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
serene56: Gettin a bit lame there teena
comfort
Mar 25, 2011 6:20 AM CST What do you hate about singles?
bluejay2011
bluejay2011bluejay2011SE, Queensland Australia5 Threads 1,421 Posts
Shell225: Clarence Carter is a boring knob singing this song... and rest assured its equally boring in print.


Ohh I don't know. He turns me on as much as Normal does kiss
Mar 25, 2011 6:20 AM CST What do you hate about singles?
bonsai
bonsaibonsaiseymour, Victoria Australia18 Threads 510 Posts
bluejay2011: You girls are hilarious

I am choosing to beleive you are having a bit of fun.
Read from the start .........i was laughing but whats her name was serious laugh
Mar 25, 2011 6:21 AM CST What do you hate about singles?
Shell225
Shell225Shell225Brisbane, Queensland Australia26 Threads 8,572 Posts
serene56: Well there'll be a price to pay no doubt

But I enjoyed it


blues OH frek I hope not.... you'se all have to stay!!!

no time out... I thought you'd all been very polite...
Mar 25, 2011 6:21 AM CST What do you hate about singles?
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
bonsai: Read from the start .........i was laughing but whats her name was serious
I know Bonsai you always seem to be taken the wrong way comfort
Mar 25, 2011 6:21 AM CST What do you hate about singles?
Shell225
Shell225Shell225Brisbane, Queensland Australia26 Threads 8,572 Posts
bluejay2011: Ohh I don't know. He turns me on as much as Normal does


well theres no accounting for taste..comfort


and the 70s was a good decade
Mar 25, 2011 6:22 AM CST What do you hate about singles?
Shell225
Shell225Shell225Brisbane, Queensland Australia26 Threads 8,572 Posts
normalguy68: Put your jelly into that meet up in Bris and us southerners may just be up for the


like we'd care
Mar 25, 2011 6:22 AM CST What do you hate about singles?
starcrossfish
starcrossfishstarcrossfishperth, Western Australia Australia10 Threads 711 Posts
serene56: Gettin a bit lame there teena


Want me to spice it up? grin Just for the RECORD...serene...YOUR HOT!!! head banger
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