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I remember - actually no I don't

dog cat horse elephant buffalo lion cheetah wildebeest giraffe zebra tiger leopard rhino warthog hippo I'm from Africa

I remember - actually no I don't

You're chocolate. You forgot so quickly? YAYAYAYAYAY it isn't only me

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Mic, there really is a silver lining to every cloud :awed face:

Best part is the dog will watch me like a hawk and lead me to the ones I forgot so I won't be tearfully asking on CS if you were an egg, where would you be ...

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Molly, don't get clever with me I don't like it I feel inferior.

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engrossed in my smart phone now.

Later. If I remember.

I remember - actually no I don't

Of course I will now leave it at work, or lose it, or something.

Maybe a tattoo on my hand. REMEMBER REMEMBER SMARTIE

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Yup. Me being thick. Just added cousin's birthday

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Molly, I've dropped my phone so often lately it looks older than me.

I looked at the calendar app but it seemed to be preprogrammed with public holidays and wouldn't let me in. Me being thick again?

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Oh hell. I really hoped it was sunspots. Or spending too much time around microwave ovens, something we could avoid.

Even the corny jokes aren't cheering me up.

I remember - actually no I don't

The man looked a little worried when the doctor came in to administer his annual physical, so the first thing the doctor did was to ask whether anything was troubling him.

"Well, to tell the truth, Doc, yes," answered the patient. "You see, I seem to be getting forgetful. I'm never sure I can remember where I put the car, or whether I answered a letter, or where I'm going, or what it is I'm going to do once I get there -- if I get there. So, I really need your help. What can I do?"

The doctor mused for a moment, then answered in his kindest tone, "Pay me in advance."

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Q: Is it a common problem for 60+ year olds to have trouble with memory storage?

A: No. Memory storage is not the problem. Memory retrieval is.

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Sands, I'd heard high blood pressure reduces your risk of Alzheimers, you heard that too? Maybe in all our efforts to reduce our blood pressure we're accelerating our own plaque buildup?

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A woman in her 50s was driving with a friend. She went through a red light. The friend didn't say anything. But then she went through another one. The friend said, "Do you realize you just went through two red lights?"

"Oh," she said, "was I driving?"

I remember - actually no I don't

Errrm - plague or plaque?

Beginning to sound more like a plague, to be sure.

I remember - actually no I don't

I hope they hurry up with it because - no, forgot what I was going to say.

Hey Sands

RE: is it true

Ian - redefine bad boys, then. The ones that use CS as their very own box of chocolates, pick 'n mix, love em and leave em? What's a better description?

Like the joke of a little girl told not to play with boys, they're rough. She asked if she found a smooth one, could she play with him?

LOTS of smooth boys

RE: External Memo

Sola, we'll cope somehow. (that's a brave smile)

Z, I think you still owe me a letter? and here you are advertising for strange women. Tut.

RE: I don't like you much

Did my best Chrome but no-one else likes you much either and I'm fading now. Passing the baton back to you and the spaceship back to CC.

RE: I don't like you much

I know, I know. Plus the warranty ran out on the guy he gave you, so you're miffed. Completely understandable.

RE: I don't like you much

Looks like I got a bit stuck with that, eh? Nice change for me. Change is as good as a holiday.

I need a holiday

RE: When we lose our mums...

Cal

Couldn't get back for my father's funeral - I'd just moved to the UK and hadn't a bean, hadn't even qualified for a credit card at that point. Really glad for you that you saw him so recently.



Ian, my comment earlier, I wasn't being aggressive. Just a little taken aback, because you've been pretty offhand about women. I see you differently now.

RE: I don't like you much

Oh aye very brave. Both of you. The Witch and The Baby.

Eish, Ms Molly, and he gave you a Christmas present too. Au!

RE: I don't like you much

Careful now Ms Witch, don't want your curly locks pulled out now do you?

Hope he's worth all the time and effort, whoever he is. You lucky moo.

Why is it

Hey guys, thanks for commenting (Lou, Eks, Sola)

Hi KN, sorry I missed you!

Red, yeah, that was sort of the point. If normal behaviour changes to bad, it must be real. If normal behaviour changes to good, it must be fake.

Not that any of you will see this but hey. Take care

RE: When we lose our mums...

Ian men who value their mums usually value women?

RE: I don't like you much

Um chrome you should be on the forums with this one. JMO.

RE: I don't like you much

Oh, subtle stuff. We don't do subtle here

RE: I don't like you much

Get up on the wrong side of bed?

I wouldn't start preparing your acceptance speech.

Why is it

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badum TISH!

Why is it

My first true language, and I say this with one eye on the approaching knives, is Zulu. I am a white Zulu (ie born in Natal) and had a zulu nanny who didn't speak English. I spoke Zulu before I spoke English.