ashlander Blog Comments (3,804)

RE: Would you?

Georgie! I know you dance.

RE: Would you?

Women do express themselves beautifully in dance.And it is comes
from selflessness is it a
profession of love.

RE: The end

Stringman , Harbal's famous last words. the disappointment.

RE: Would you?

you never DM'd me for my answer.
Would I?
Isn't that the punchline to a
Pirate joke!?

RE: Would you?

Your gut was wrong,that is a given.
We know what it's asking for...
and what is said
that was actually gas.
So MollyBaby is right on both counts!

RE: Rusted old bike

The chain usually rusts right after the tire goes flat and the spokes need truing, well I guess I've derailed...a lil

How's the kickstand holding up!?

RE: Would you?

It must be jelly cause jam don't shake like that.

RE: Would you?

Johnny knows,a legal and binding contract can be had for the
" Bare minimum"
of a dollar exchanged.

RE: Would you?

For a dollar!

RE: Would you?

Tell him for ,it's for his own good Georgie.
He asked.

RE: Would you?

Johnny you excell at presenting your blogs as a parabole.
The vlog format would be equally entertaining.Like Candid Camera or Punked,each shows a variety of reactions to a scenarios.

I believe you learn through
observation.I take notes too.

RE: The blog vs. the forum crowd....

any given day

RE: Smile

Then WHY DID the dentist go to the donut Jim ?

RE: men and women parts

You are the Enlightened Palm.love it!

RE: Smile

there you go!

RE: men and women parts

About that passport stamp,it includes ID shots ( pics?)

RE: men and women parts

Tuck then ?

RE: a poem

It's miraculous! No hands!!

RE: a poem

RE: a poem

I need a biker...

RE: a poem

lower utility bills

RE: a poem

Hammocks,tiki torches,kiddie pools,
Motorcycle exhaust pipes,bass,crickets

RE: been a few weeks

There's a glitch then when you can reboot your router.

RE: been a few weeks

great news!
And enjoy your movie night..

RE: Would you?

Flutterby, sorry I had to charge the phone.


You wanna bet they are on CS too.

RE: Would you?

Would you? ...as far as I go. DM.

RE: Would you?

By getting out of the dark bars,
I am not suggesting you
platonically date...




the " fearless American gals"
in nursing homes.
On second thought a cute single
nurse there might find you,uh,
desperate,I mean,darn what is the
right word.Subliminal,no,oh well.

RE: Would you?

You hang out here and you have yet to put on display the new you.
* Maybe you could ditch your picture with a woman,and even if Bert happened to be Roberta
the new Johnny has to be main attraction.
Otherwise the question you are proposing is a reflection of how
your potential lady might view things.
How can any woman interested in knowing you better get around these two people.( Old Johnny lifestyle).

Some of the input on profile reviews
are seriously great suggestions.

The local romance vs a relocator,
you have also only had a year of change under your belt.
You are essentially the new kid on
the block.Don't spend it in dark
bars.Also, with all the changes
happening simultaneously one
might need a temporary,more
dating or even platonic status to
start with.The settled in Johnny
could also be seeking out a less opportunistic woman or at least recognize and avoid Co-dependent women.You need time to know your strengths and her weaknesses.
(Equally yoked and sobriety based).



If all else fails you can travel to another
country and see how much they care
for Americans,then move back with
your new found perspective about
what they want from your lifestyle.
Think of it as a dating course;
international networking and contract negotiating.M'be even a tax write off.

RE: I have heard this said....is it true?

There's a chance with imperfect men,or
women.My reality anyways.
If I wanted to perfect myself first,then we would both be waiting a long time.



Well I just had an epiphany.This line
"Don't imagine you are too familiar
I don't see you any more..."

I just got the meaning.
He still gets her after 3-4 years.
He is not bored,or thinks it's routine.

RE: question that has baffled only men for centuries and decades

Are these terms part of your vernacular?