Frankinstien Blog Comments (1,830)

RE: CS Island of Misfit Toys

Yes you can be a card carring member of the NTRA . You do however have to agree to only support the purchase of toy guns and solemly swear that any ban on toy guns is a Communist plot to undermind the safty and well being of the other toys . You also have to only vote for the candidates we pick for you because we are concerned for your freedom to choose .

RE: CS Island of Misfit Toys

The cartel game comes with a discount certificate for the purchase of more toy guns and a free one year membership in the NTRA .


PS: The discount certificate is good for any toy gun purchase but it gives the bigest discount on toy assault rifles .

RE: CS Island of Misfit Toys

We are working on a new board game called " Cartel " . It is sort of like Monopoly only instead of paying when you land on a square you have to find a way to launder all of your money . You also have to pay a percentage to all the judge pices to stay out of jail . You also get to kill all the players that move in your territory .

RE: CS Island of Misfit Toys

We need to revive the toy gun business so we are forming the NTRA ( The National Toy Rifle Association ) . Every time something happens a toy spokesman comes out and tell you that you need more toy guns to protect the other toys .

RE: CS Island of Misfit Toys

We are also working on a " Do Not Alloy Comments " toy . Every time you want to prove that you are right or if you just want to post a religious message you just use the " Do NOt Allow Comments " toy and no one can say anything, that way you can always delude yourself into thinking you are always right .

RE: CS Island of Misfit Toys

Calli , Right now my engineers are working on what will be my best seller . It is a blame it on Obama toy . Everytime something hapens ( real or immagined ) you punch the picture of the White House and an Oboma doll pops up, you then blame all your troubles on him . We are also working on a John Bainer Version . . .

RE: They canceled the end of the world.

Dear Fotinia, I thought it was in really bad taste to plan this really big world wide event then cancell it at the last minute and not tell anybody . . . . . .Boy I just won't have any more faith in those Myans . . .

RE: First time with an airplane

Dear Myrrwna, I can understand the love of flight . I just wish that I could aford an airplane now but seeing as it is not in my immediate future I'll just leave all the stick time to the profesionals . . ..

RE: The wonderful thing about weekends....

Dear Lgs , Now you know what the retired life is all about, but you get to do this every day . .

RE: I will be deleting my account today

Dear Cashmere , I will admit to being shallow and a fake but dispite the fact that would qualify me ot work here , the site still turned down my employment request ! . . . .

RE: LETS START A CHOIR FOR CHRISTMAS

My choir :

RE: Attentione-Achtung-Achtung

Boban , Are you certain that this isn't one of those hidden camera things . .

RE: Reactions!

Simmo, While I do admire you attemt to put some kind of peace here You do have to admit that Ariel has a very good point . I remember when one of the people you are friends with started calling her names and began a campaign of anamosity towards her . It is to Ariel's and not the others credit that this thing is not a full blown war . I today saw evidence of the same old behaviour towards several posters . You might try to talk to the ones you know about this thing and perhaps get them to back off for once . . . .

RE: Reactions!

Jana, Well I'll break the ice by saying Merry Christmass or as they say down here Falicidades ! . I do hope that the holiday season is going well for you and that the comming year will be the best one for you .

PS; Don't let the grinches steal your Christmass . . .

RE: What I want in my Christmas stocking this year@#@#

COFY ! Hay ! I haven't seen you for a long time !. . . . . It's good to see you again and you are one of the best stocking stuffers on here . .

RE: What are Soul Mates and Twin Souls?

Dear Calli, OK, I read it all through so where is my free beer . . . .

RE: New Year's Resolutions....

New Years resolution :



So many women, So little time . . . .

RE: There's no such thing as a perfect blog.........

Dear Lgs , The whole problem is really very simple to rectify . All they have to do is finally admit that I'm always right and as soon as they do all will be well . You would think that by now everyone would come to see this . . . .

RE: Does age really matter?

Dear Sara, Well at my age breathing is considered a viable caracteristic ! .. . .

RE: Does age really matter?

Sarasvathy , It is really just mind over matter . If you don't mind , then it doesn't matter . . .

RE: That was funny, but I don't like you.............

One more from Mae :

A good man is hard to find . . . . . . . . .. but a hard man is good to find ! . .

RE: That was funny, but I don't like you.............

I used to be Snow white . . . . . . . .but I drifted !

Mae West

RE: That was funny, but I don't like you.............

Whoever called it " necking " had a poor sense of anatomy .

Groucho Marx

RE: IF YOUR GONNA PREACH OPEN YOUR BLOG

Non , If they are annoying or not is immaterial . I personally just ignore them . The thing I can't understand is what they are trying to acomplish . Do the authors expect someone to read them and afterward insantly convert . Is the purpose to be some kind of life guideline or way of being . I just can't belive that someone would be so mentaly deficient as the read the messages and then become an instant follower . Makes you wonder who really does thse things . . . .

RE: How Hard Can It Be

Dear Lonelydaisy , Finding a man is the easiest thing you can ever do . Now finding one that you might like to have some type of affair with could prove to be be a lot harder . . .

RE: IF YOUR GONNA PREACH OPEN YOUR BLOG

I will admit that I don't understant why they do this . . . . . . . . .. .If someone has a religious thought or question or just a point of view that might make some semblence of understanding there perspective . I just don't know what posting these things and closing the comments section is going to achieve . . .

RE: "be on your guard against your ownself"!

Dear Red , I suspect it is like when you argue with your self, It's only a bad thing if you loose ! . . . .

RE: Ok....enough of the gloom and doom......

Dear Lgs, Yes it's like all those windy days when the women wear short skirts . . .

RE: I need to VENT a little.....well

Dear Lgs , What laugh ? . . . . . I was being serious . . .

RE: Do you believe gypsy women?

Ariel , Being lazy helps also . . . .