That was funny, but I don't like you.............

so I won't laugh......

giggle giggle giggle grin

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Not my words, but I wish they were professor

What are some of your favorite quotes???
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lgs
mine is "to F or not to F"
xmas yr way
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
Ingrid Bergman
lips lips
Fax, wow wow wow laugh laugh
" You can't believe everything you read on the internet" Abraham Lincolnwink rolling on the floor laughing
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
Mike, And it works EVERY time wine
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Z... laugh laugh Wise (and psychic) man that Abe Lincoln......
True friends stab you in the front. laugh
"are u talking to me?" deniro as taxi driver
Hi lgs, Well you know most of minewink but I remember one of yours from the partygrin yes more, more, more give me more big boy blushing rolling on the floor laughing
A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.
George Jean Nathan lips yes your right lgs
non, thumbs up thumbs up If I have to forgive my enemies, can I do it whenever they leave???? confused
"There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy - her heart." (yeah right) Rushdy
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Groucho Marx
the king of quotes rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
"Use stumbling blocks as stepping stones." thumbs up
dancing
Fax....OHHHHHH..."To fax or NOT to fax, that is the question".....ummmmmm yeah, right laugh
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
Groucho Marx rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. George Carlin
Houston....I think you're confusing me with someone else ... confused I was the one saying..."Come ON Houston...really, it's time for you to GO HOME".....I could see how you could get confused though batting batting batting tongue tongue
"A man is only as old as the woman he feels" Don't know who first said it but am fairly sure it wasn't Germaine Greerconfused laugh
Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, disposable. by Cher
Fax, I LOVE George Carlin dancing
Mike, Bit of a romantic aren't you???
Jim... wave wave Good one thumbs up
ok lgs nice blog enjoy all
i need to F my pillow
have some laugh here
cheers
haha lgs just thought you appreciate moping moping rolling on the floor laughing
lgs37 Bellefontaine, Ohio USA
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Houston....I think you're confusing me with someone else ... I was the one saying..."Come ON Houston...really, it's time for you to GO HOME".....I could see how you could get confused though

After six hours of passiongrin I'm flat on my back sleepingsleep then I hear the words houston it's time to go home nowcrying rolling on the floor laughing
Bye Fax wave wave Thanks for stopping by wine
May the force be with you.

Live long and prosper.

Hail to the king baby.
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
Groucho Marx
how is that so lgswave confused
Z. Been there done that....blues
Men are always right until women tell us otherwisewink pointing grin
Houston....REALLY?? That 6 hours of "passion" were the 6 hours you spent PASSED OUT on the patio by the pool!!! And, I wasn't going to tell you this, but.......YOU were the one that threw up in the pool.......grin
"He who has a why to live can bear almost any how"
I knew it, those carrots looked Welsh to me rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wave
“They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.”
lgs37 Bellefontaine, Ohio USA
1 minute ago
Houston....REALLY?? That 6 hours of "passion" were the 6 hours you spent PASSED OUT on the patio by the pool!!! And, I wasn't going to tell you this, but.......YOU were the one that threw up in the pool.......

Lgs, You passed out while we were dancing and I took over as hosttongue
Welcome d handshake
A quote blog wouldnt be complete without The king of putting his foot in it.

Here are some Bushisms

"I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here."

"I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah."laugh rolling on the floor laughing

"I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound largemouth bass in my lake." --on his best moment in office,

"You work three jobs? ... Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." --to a divorced mother of three,
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