Hi Cattie, are you a stranger in Jerusalem? You should visit your old friends more often. You have nothing to worry about. Your John and Mary is no more. He filed for divorce about 3 months ago. She had until today to vacate his premises. She left on Friday. Nobody knows where. Wake up Sleepy Joe.
Hi Cattie, Like you say, a long time ago, but it was a big shock when we got the news. He was a jolly friend. Very unlike his antique, prim and proper older brother.
Hi Cattie, you still did not spill the beans. You better tell them your other nickname or I will. What is the matter with you? You are big boy. Don't be shy.
Hi Cattie, do tell your sister that I think of them during these times. I do not know her husband, but please convey my good wishes to him. I will try to drop in there over the weekend.
Hi Cattie I see you have mentioned my call. I may as well confirm it. Your sister and I were best friends and I spent many weekends at your parent's house after you left home. Your mother never nagged.
Hi Catfoot, funny horoscopes today! Yesterday it was love, the day before it was respect and before that it was horses. You are indeed a horse of many colours.
Hi Cattie. You are a fake. The man whose photo you use once told me love is a misunderstanding between two dung beetles. How does that rhyme with this blog. Don't worry, I'm kidding. Good blog!
Catfoot, I asked my brother to help and it ended in a fight. Eventually the police had to be called in. A complete mess! Asking for help only aggravated the situation.
Okay Mr Catfoot, how do I get rid of a wiseass who comes on too strong after a bit of light flirting without causing a scene? I tried in vain to avoid him. He kept coming back.
I want you to show me how to use broomstick to shove a kg of soft butter up a flea's azzhole and then you come back to tell me nothing is impossible. I don't expect to see you back soon if you are going to take up my challenge.
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RE: What Now?
Hi Cattie, are you a stranger in Jerusalem? You should visit your old friends more often. You have nothing to worry about. Your John and Mary is no more. He filed for divorce about 3 months ago. She had until today to vacate his premises. She left on Friday. Nobody knows where. Wake up Sleepy Joe.