A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'" "But why?" asks the man. "I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.
BC.... I am amazed at what is spent.... I daughter got married on the 29 FEB... She had the dress up (1st time) But instead of a reception They went to the old age daycare center where they work and paid for everyone's lunch... and everyone got a flower from her bouquet.. No one new they where getting married...
RE: First impression, please?
Stop writing so fast people.....