PIGS Pigs pigs

I was sent this on F/B so it is a cut and past..... dunno
Let me know if I am offending anyone or breaking any rules

A pig's o*gasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home . What the...?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping
the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (Talk about a southpaw.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts. (and gotta love that pig)!!!
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If you believed in reincarnation I would guess you want to come back as a pic rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wave
oops pig rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
It was just for fun... and a laugh...

2 chill blogs....
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
2Bback Once I have freshened up after a long shoot I will think of something.But don't you think that is why this cute creature got the name because he is so greedy.oink oink As a matter of fact I think I have the largest collection of pigs that I collect on my travels and have them displayed in my studio. Now in case someone thinks they are human, it wont be a bad idea to have some of the human kind displayed in a lineup.
2b of course and it is a delight. I never really participated on most inane posts but this is truly a delight and thank you for the fun.bouquet
hmmm
writing....
If you crossed a pig and a lion...
writing
wow
Twenty-Five HOURS of org@sm!! Per DAY!!
head banger

cowboy
tenner

Look on the bright side.... you could be a praying mantis...
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
pointing reincarnated from a praying mantis. sigh

cowboy
Fiery hug

mmmmmm so you collect pigs.....
I hope this dose not get out... at work..
You may need to start collecting something else..
teddybear teddybear
Tenner Mic doh

you get the confusion.... lions and pigs...
scold scold
NavigatingLifewave

I said it was cut and past... It put a smile on my face..

Relax..... wine pointing for you
I wasn't being snarky, I was having fun with it ... maybe American's sense of humor is different. Eh? Could be.
No....you right, Navigator...this has done the rounds since the mid 90's - 1st of the 'chain' emails - still brings up a smile though..guess it the way the author writes it...
Not for the actual facts..
wave Sorry, was just reading a blog below and my stomach
went queasy............................
barf sad flower
Fiery

There are a lot of South Africans... on here..
Some X pats.... Nice nice people
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HELLoooooooooooooogiggle giggle giggle giggle rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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you wish don't you. Same here. uh oh
Tenner....wanna truffle.......rolling on the floor laughing
I do love cats...especially lions......cool
Navi, welcome to the blogs and extra credit points to you for the added research...now go over to Tenners blog and tell him what you really think about illogical women.......wine
laugh I wanna be a girl pig! smitten
Yea, Blue, I just thought about that and errr...maybe not. Ouch! laugh
Well, something to aspire to, but still wouldn't want to be a pig. laugh

Hiya 2B, hope all's well. wave
Ok, there are some I will address from now on as "starfish". grin
2Bback.HAHAHAHAHA Don't blush but we seem to be alike. Sorry wrong wording,no-one is the same,you have now acquired some more degrees.
Trueheart, Don't scare the sh-t out of me !motorcycle hole
Nice Blog 2B....laugh
Want to be a girl pig? Be careful what you wish for. You may already have it. D.
Would that apply to the sow and boar ?? or just the sow ??
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