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Robot BartenderA GUY GOES INTO A BAR IN NEW YORK WHERE ALL THE BARTENDERS ARE ROBOTS: THE GUY SITS DOWN AT THE BAR AND THE ROBOT ASKS: "WHAT WILL YOU HAVE? THE GUY... | 614 | 1 | 0 | Jun 2018 | Jun 2018 | Apr 29 |
SmileWhy did the donut go to the dentist? To get the hole filled!... | 493 | 6 | 0 | Jun 2018 | Jun 2018 | Apr 26 |
HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!Happy Memorial Day to my family and friends! Also, I wish a Happy Memorial day to all veterans who are serving their country, especially those who pa... | 470 | 4 | 0 | May 2018 | May 2018 | 18 hrs ago |
PrognosisMorris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, Morris asks h... | 544 | 7 | 0 | May 2018 | May 2018 | Apr 22 |
THE PERFECT HUSBANDSeveral men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins t... | 525 | 6 | 0 | May 2018 | May 2018 | Apr 28 |
Just Three WordsA 76-year-old man is having a drink at the Meadows Country Club bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so at... | 557 | 4 | 0 | May 2018 | May 2018 | Apr 29 |
Looking for a Job in FloridaSally Mulligan of Coral Springs, Florida decided to take one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do. Sally applied for a job in... | 571 | 8 | 0 | Apr 2018 | Apr 2018 | Apr 23 |
The FBI agentThree men want to become agents for the FBI. After a day of intensive interviews, they are told there is one more test to prove their dedication to th... | 598 | 4 | 0 | Apr 2018 | Apr 2018 | Apr 25 |
BURMA SHAVE......a little of yesteryear> A man, a miss, > A car a curve. > He kissed the miss, > And missed the curve. > Burma Shave > > I'm sure that Burma Shave actually saved s... | 644 | 2 | 0 | Apr 2018 | Apr 2018 | 4 hrs ago |
THE PERFECT HUSBANDSeveral men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins... | 576 | 6 | 0 | Mar 2018 | Apr 2018 | 9 hrs ago |
SQUIRRELS IN CHURCHThe Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded th... | 614 | 5 | 0 | Apr 2018 | Apr 2018 | Apr 22 |
Happy EasterHAPPY EASTER everyone! What are your plans for Easter? I will be sharing a meal with my family!... | 580 | 8 | 0 | Mar 2018 | Apr 2018 | Apr 26 |
Understanding EngineersUnderstanding Engineers #1: Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" Th... | 655 | 11 | 0 | Mar 2018 | Mar 2018 | Apr 25 |
All Girl Biker Bar"An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After... | 593 | 2 | 0 | Mar 2018 | Mar 2018 | Apr 26 |
CowsThe only cow in a small Iowa town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the state line in... | 637 | 6 | 0 | Mar 2018 | Mar 2018 | 13 hrs ago |
PersevereYoung preacher Nathan was sitting in a lunch counter eating spaghetti and salad. He opened an envelope he’d just received that morning from his mother... | 531 | 5 | 0 | Mar 2018 | Mar 2018 | Apr 22 |
The quiet wisdom of an elder!Rebecca was driving home from one of her business trips in New Mexico when she saw an old Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip wa... | 476 | 0 | 0 | Mar 2018 | Apr 25 | |
Must See This Magic ShowMust see this magic show! | 565 | 6 | 0 | Mar 2018 | Mar 2018 | May 1 |
Better than a Flu Shot!Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One af... | 580 | 6 | 1 | Mar 2018 | Mar 2018 | May 2 |
Billboard Outside Of BarIf ever u feel overloaded by life, wife or work, Immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) center & place order for any 1 or mor... | 569 | 6 | 0 | Feb 2018 | Mar 2018 | Apr 22 |
Has anyone heard from Ashlander?Haven't seen her on the blogs for months! She use to be on pretty much every day! Wrote good blogs and comments! If anyone has her CS... | 753 | 10 | 0 | Mar 2018 | Mar 2018 | Apr 26 |
Civilization in 2018- this is 'priceless' !!!? Our Phones - Wireless ? Cooking - Fireless ? Cars - Keyless ? Food - Fatless ? Tires -Tubeless ? Dress - Sleeveless ? Youth - Jobless ? Lead... | 1,049 | 14 | 0 | Feb 2018 | Feb 2018 | 6 hrs ago |
Ace and PriscillaAce and Priscilla were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man wou... | 527 | 2 | 0 | Feb 2018 | Feb 2018 | Apr 28 |
COW HIT BY A LIMO>>> Suddenly, a cow runs out onto the road, and a limo driving late at night, hits it head on, and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the back seat... | 643 | 2 | 0 | Feb 2018 | Feb 2018 | Apr 22 |
Statements From DemocratsGreat Orators of the Democrat Party - PAST: "One man with courage makes a majority." ~Andrew Jackson "The only thing we have to fear is fear... | 911 | 19 | 0 | Jan 2018 | Feb 2018 | Apr 25 |
Billy GrahamI guess most of you know by now that the Rev. Billy Graham passed away this morning, Wed., Feb. 21, at his home in North Carolina, USA. Mr Graham was... | 520 | 3 | 0 | Feb 2018 | Feb 2018 | Apr 26 |
Fish & Chips MonasteryA young hiker is traveling thru a heavily wooded area and comes upon a Monastery full of friars and monks. He knocks on the door for directions, howev... | 493 | 1 | 0 | Feb 2018 | Feb 2018 | Apr 24 |
SAYINGSLOVE BIG, play HARD & eat DESSERT! SAVOR the simple THINGS and DON'T WORRY about THE REST! Choose TODAY to BE AMAZING! Each MORNING i... | 512 | 5 | 0 | Feb 2018 | Feb 2018 | Apr 22 |
HappinessHappiness is like a butterfly, the more you chase it, the more it will elude you. If you capture it against it's will, you will kill it. But if yo... | 590 | 12 | 0 | Feb 2018 | Feb 2018 | Apr 28 |
Today Feb. 9, is, Happy National Pizza DayWhat is The World's Largest Pizza Chain With Over 16,000 Locations Worldwide? Pizza Hut is a subsidiary of Yum! Brands, and is the world’s larges... | 1,227 | 7 | 0 | Feb 2018 | Feb 2018 | Apr 25 |
Super Bowl Tickets!I know it's late notice, but a friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl in Minneapolis, MN at the new U. S. Bank Stadium on Sunday, February... | 473 | 6 | 0 | Feb 2018 | Feb 2018 | Apr 26 |
Husband StoreA store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a des... | 647 | 17 | 0 | Jan 2018 | Jan 2018 | May 1 |
(Coninuation of snow shoveler)December 20 Electricity is back on, but had another 14 inches of the dang stuff last night. More shoveling! Took all day. The snowplow came by twice... | 690 | 11 | 0 | Jan 2018 | Jan 2018 | Apr 22 |
Diary of a Snow ShovelerDecember 9: We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lov... | 782 | 7 | 0 | Jan 2018 | Jan 2018 | May 2 |
2018Here is wishing everyone a very Happy New Year and a very prosperous 2018!... | 548 | 8 | 0 | Dec 2017 | Dec 2017 | May 1 |
To All of My Bloggers FriendsMay all of you have a very Merry and Blessed Christmas!... | 564 | 16 | 0 | Dec 2017 | Dec 2017 | May 3 |
MarriageMarriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you a club and a spade.... | 644 | 13 | 0 | Nov 2017 | Dec 2017 | Apr 28 |
CREATIONA man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. 'The wife responded, 'Al... | 569 | 3 | 0 | Dec 2017 | Dec 2017 | Apr 26 |
WIFE VS. HUSBANDA couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wa... | 4,472 | 8 | 0 | Dec 2017 | Dec 2017 | 11 hrs ago |
RANDOM LATE NIGHT THOUGHTS* If you attempt to rob a bank you won't have any trouble with rent/food bills for the next 10 years, whether or not you are successful. * Do twin... | 568 | 8 | 0 | Dec 2017 | Dec 2017 | Apr 22 |
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