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A Little Humor A lady came in for a routine physical at the Doctor’s office . “Here”, said the nurse, handing her a urine specimen container. “The bathroom is over t...	492	13	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	Apr 20
Life Situations A doctor tells an old couple at his office he needs to get a stool sample, a urine sample, and a blood test from the old man. Hard of hearing, the old...	492	4	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	Apr 22
The Atheist An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the "accident of evolution" had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers!...	491	7	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	Apr 30
Here are 50 ways to create happiness in your life 1. When you awaken in the morning, before you get out of bed, think about your day ahead and visualize positive outcomes and experiences. 2. Make y...	491	18	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	Apr 19
Christmas Humor I once bought my kid a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying “Toys not included.” Q: Why are Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen al...	490	2	0	Dec 2016	Dec 2016	May 4
To Be Six Again You really have to give this guy an A+ for effort. George was a thoughtful husband. He wanted to give his wife something special for her birthday w...	490	5	0	Apr 2017	Apr 2017	May 3
Life Explained On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I will...	489	2	0	Mar 2017	Mar 2017	Apr 24
Why/Because 1.. WHY Why do men's clothes have buttons on the right while women's clothes have buttons on the left? BECAUSE When buttons were invented, they...	487	5	0	Apr 2017	Apr 2017	May 1

Build Me A Bridge To Hawaii, Lord And God Said “Let There Be A Bridge” A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming...	487	5	0	May 2017	May 2017	May 2
Speeder and Cop A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left...	487	9	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	May 1
Smile Divine Guidance? This guy decides to go ice fishing one day, he gets up at 2am to have an early start. When he arrives he gets out his saw and be...	486	5	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	May 2
The Man Song This is hilarious! Copy the link and paste it in your browser and click on it.	484	1	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	May 4
Drummer Problems A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn't i...	484	6	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	May 4
JUST A FEW GOOD SMILES & LAUGHS... Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets. Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but e...	483	10	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	Apr 19
Dalmatian Dog A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire...	482	5	0	Jul 2017	Jul 2017	Apr 26
Testing For Covid 19 You all have read that the corona virus tests takes a long time to get the results. I saw on the news last night that an American company named, Abbo...	480	0	0	Mar 2020	Mar 2020	Apr 30
The quiet wisdom of an elder! Rebecca was driving home from one of her business trips in New Mexico when she saw an old Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip wa...	476	0	0	Mar 2018		Apr 25
The Stranded Man A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." The s...	476	5	0	Mar 2017	Mar 2017	Apr 27
I'm Curious Where is Catfoot and Virgo? Has anyone seen them lately?...	474	9	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	1 hrs ago
Super Bowl Tickets! I know it's late notice, but a friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl in Minneapolis, MN at the new U. S. Bank Stadium on Sunday, February...	473	6	0	Feb 2018	Feb 2018	Apr 26
Swiss Guide Swiss mountain guides who always do the same trails can get tired answering the same questions over and over. One time an English tourist was giving h...	472	9	0	Feb 2017	Feb 2017	May 3

Easter Bunny ( THE BLOGS NEED SOME HUMOR ) A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves t...	471	4	0	Apr 2017	Apr 2017	Apr 25
Mercy and Grace When a newborn wakes his parents crying in the middle of the night, he is nursed back to sleep by a weary and understanding parent. When a two year o...	471	8	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	3 hrs ago
Happy 4th Of July Today, we celebrate our freedom in the United States. Freedom that is endowed by our Creator, defined in the Declaration of Independence and our Const...	471	14	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	May 2
Trivia Question Hey, I invite everyone to take a shot at the answer of this trivia question! Here it is. Who was the first person in the Bible to raise the dead, t...	471	1	0	Mar 2014	Mar 2014	Apr 30
Friendship Friendship doubles our joys and divides our sorrows! The best things in life are not things! Friends, like quilts, give warmth and comfort to li...	470	3	0	Jun 2017	Jun 2017	23 hrs ago
HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY! Happy Memorial Day to my family and friends! Also, I wish a Happy Memorial day to all veterans who are serving their country, especially those who pa...	470	4	0	May 2018	May 2018	May 3
Curtain Rods (Kind of brings a tear to your eye....) On the first day after his divorce, he sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases....	468	5	0	May 2014	May 2014	Apr 20
Little Bruce > Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 > years old, but they know they are in love. > > One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce...	466	2	0	Mar 2017	Mar 2017	May 3
Heroes Unaware So give thanks to all the men and women Who're still here or have gone before And made the highest sacrifice In both Peace time and in War...	463	7	0	May 2014	May 2014	Apr 19
One Of The Greatest Gifts In her memoirs, former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice told of growing up in an African-American pastor's family in Birmingham. Despite her parent...	463	5	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	Apr 25

Believe In Yourself There may be days when you get up in the morning and things aren’t the way you had hoped they would be. That’s when you have to tell yourself that...	462	10	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	May 4
The Queens Riddle Barack Obama met with the Queen of England. He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there... any tips you can gi...	461	7	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	May 1
Happy New Year I want to wish everyone a very Happy, Blessed, Prosperous New Year!!!! May all of your wishes come true in 2017 !...	461	11	0	Dec 2016	Jan 2017	May 1
Deer Camp The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay wi...	460	9	0	Aug 2016	Aug 2016	Apr 20
Light Humor An actor had been out of work for 15 years because he always forgot his lines. Then one day he got a phone call from a director who wanted him for a b...	460	7	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	8 hrs ago
Time Gets Better With Age Read it through to the end, it gets better as you go! I've learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing "Silent Night." Age 5 I...	459	3	0	Aug 2017	Aug 2017	May 3
I can’t hear you An elderly gentleman with serious hearing problems goes to the doctor who fits him with hearing aids that allow him to hear at 100% for the first time...	456	4	0	Mar 2017	Mar 2017	May 3
Bumperstickers "The gene pool could use a little chlorine." "Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine." "Time is what keeps everything from happ...	453	7	0	Apr 2017	Apr 2017	May 1
Too Funny :ro...	453	0	0	Aug 2014		11 hrs ago

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