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Farmer and Old Lady A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and woul...	621	7	0	Jul 2016	Jul 2016	Apr 20
For Sale (True Story) My lady friend and I went to small clothing store in town the other day. They had lots of stuff on sale. So I turned my lady friend...	620	11	0	May 2014	May 2014	Apr 27
Ever Wonder? Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headli...	619	5	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	10 hrs ago
$10 complaint A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"...	619	3	0	Dec 2016	Dec 2016	Apr 20
10 Awesome things that money can't buy! 1. Manners 2. Morals 3. Respect 4. Character 5. Common Sense 6. Trust 7. Patience 8. Class 9...	619	5	0	Jun 2018	Jun 2018	Apr 25
Will Rogers...With Your Spurs On Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash, was one of the greatest political sages this country has ever known. Some of his sayings: 1. Neve...	618	11	0	Jan 2015	Jan 2015	22 hrs ago
Neat Math Trick I love math tricks and this one really works and will only take you about ten seconds!!! Amazing it really works to reveal my all-time favorite mo...	616	15	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	Apr 19
RE: My Pumpkin Pie blog I baked two pumpkin pies yesterday morning, Thanksgiving Day! I want to thank everyone on here who gave me input on baking the pies! My family loved...	616	7	0	Nov 2015	Nov 2015	Apr 30

A Few Smiles Morris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous you...	616	12	0	Sep 2018	Sep 2018	May 1
Remembering A Great Icon Of The Entertainment Comm Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast inf...	615	9	0	Dec 2015	Dec 2015	May 4
The Girls Night Out The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours pa...	614	10	0	Aug 2015	Aug 2015	Apr 20
Applause: Encouraging Others. By Dr. David Jeremiah Rejoice with those who rejoice, and weep with those who weep. Romans 12:15 The Hebrew culture had a unique way of re...	614	15	0	Feb 2015	Feb 2015	May 3
Robot Bartender A GUY GOES INTO A BAR IN NEW YORK WHERE ALL THE BARTENDERS ARE ROBOTS: THE GUY SITS DOWN AT THE BAR AND THE ROBOT ASKS: "WHAT WILL YOU HAVE? THE GUY...	614	1	0	Jun 2018	Jun 2018	Apr 29
SQUIRRELS IN CHURCH The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded th...	614	5	0	Apr 2018	Apr 2018	Apr 22
9/11 16 yrs ago today, the cowardly terrorists of osama bin laden came to the USA and killed almost 3000 Americans! I will never forgive nor forget this...	613	4	0	Sep 2017	Oct 2017	May 1
Sally at the Dentist Office Sally walked in to the Dentist office to make an appointment. “How much do you charge to pull out a tooth?” She asked.” “It’s $130?, was the prompt re...	613	20	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	24 mins ago
Humor A husband, who is not the most outgoing guy, relents to his wife's months of nagging to take her out dancing. During the evening one guy on the dance...	612	9	0	Feb 2015	Feb 2015	16 hrs ago
Travel Plans I have been in many places, but I've never been in Kahoots. ? ? Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Kahoots with someone. I've als...	612	14	0	Jan 2015	Jan 2015	May 4
Jokes To Make You Smile "Touche!" A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen and started saying: "Careful .....	610	22	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	May 2
Man With Coffee A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitt...	610	13	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	Apr 30
Woman before the judge This woman stole a can of peaches and got caught. She had to appear before the judge and she was found guilty. The judge said to her, "before I...	610	12	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	Apr 29

Abby takes the day off work and decides to go golf He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit. 9Iron...	610	6	0	Sep 2015	Sep 2015	Apr 24
Be careful where you put your money. A local bank where I live is advertising 2% APY interest on checking accounts! Much more than I am getting. So I stopped at the bank and got an expl...	609	7	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	May 2
Who's The Boss "A Most Wonderful Day!" One morning a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is today." "Of course I do!" the husband indi...	607	13	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	May 4
Unhappy Golfer A man lost an arm when his golf cart rolled over on him on a down slope. He became very depressed because he loved to play golf. One day in his desp...	607	8	0	Jun 2015	Jun 2015	May 3
What's In A Name A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They arg...	607	8	0	May 2015	May 2015	Apr 25
This about sums it up!!! This about sums it up!!! Welcome 2016 Civilization at the end of 2015 - this is priceless!!!...	607	6	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	May 1
Valentine For The Ladies To all of my lady friends on CS: Valentines day is a day to celebrate love and express it in the most meaningful way possible. I may have not a...	606	8	1	Feb 2017	Feb 2017	Apr 27
Perks Of Being 50 And Beyond At the root of every gray hair, there is a dead brain cell. Someone had to remind me, So I'm reminding you, too. Don't laugh..... It is all t...	605	21	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	May 4
Twenty Questions Twenty Questions 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It 3. How D...	604	14	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	10 hrs ago
Power Of Words Once we accept the power of our words, we must decide on their purpose. Words can be as useful as a strong horse ploughing a field or a spark us...	602	11	0	May 2014	May 2014	21 hrs ago

Arizona Girl Drinking with an Arizona Girl: A Mexican, an Arab, and an Arizona girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he thro...	602	3	0	Jul 2016	Jul 2016	Apr 20
The last Nickel A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly the boy starts choki...	602	15	0	Jul 2017	Jul 2017	May 3
Just Fred Gets Stopped by the Traffic Police for Speeding A California Highway Patrol Officer stopped a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day, he decides to...	601	3	0	Nov 2016	Nov 2016	Apr 30
The Italian Funeral Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery...	600	11	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	Apr 19
To Make you Smile Caught Speeding Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your lice...	600	25	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	May 2
Three Contractors Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesot...	600	13	0	Jul 2014	Nov 2016	May 1
Planting Potatoes When I was a boy growing up we had several gardens around our old house. The largest one of all was used just for growing potatoes. I can still rem...	599	4	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	May 4
Angry Birds Students at New Mexico State University had trouble walking to class last fall after hawks built nests in trees by the gym. The mother hawks considere...	599	7	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	Apr 24
LEXOPHILIA - WHO ON EARTH DREAMS THESE UP? A lexophile of course! • Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! • How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it. • England has no kidney bank, bu...	599	4	0	Dec 2016	Dec 2016	May 2

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