Humor

A husband, who is not the most outgoing guy, relents to his wife's months of nagging to take her out dancing. During the evening one guy on the dance floor is giving it large - break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works.

Seeing this performance, the wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy? Twenty-five years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."

Her husband replies, "Looks like he's still celebrating!!!"

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A woman needed encouragement to keep pedaling the exercise bike in her gym. So my friend, the gym manager, said, "Close your eyes and imagine you're riding along Broadway in New York City. It will be more interesting." Inspired, the woman cycled on, but after a minute she stopped.
"What's wrong?" asked my friend.
"The traffic light's red," she replied.


A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped going to synagogue.

Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years of faithful attendance, the Rabbi went to see him.

He found him in excellent health, so the Rabbi asked, "How come after all these years we don't see you at services anymore?"

The old man lowered his voice. "I'll tell you, Rabbi," he whispered.

"When I got to be 90, I expected God to take me any day. But then I got to be 95, then 100, then 105. So, I figured that God is very busy and must've forgotten about me, and I don't want to remind Him!"



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I'm giggling here, cheered me up. Mention dancing I always remember my
"Rock n Roll" days doing the Jive.dancing rolling on the floor laughing
Well the first one makes me think of the old song,, CELEBRATION DAY COME ON DA DA DA DA,,,DA DA DA DA rolling on the floor laughing


and on the last one,,shhh

have a good one my friend cheers
Jim,

love itlaugh the first one...rolling on the floor laughing teddybear
Titania, Wen, and Crazy.

I am glad you liked the humor!laugh
Thank you Jim good ones, you know I have to pass these on eh? wave wave
Hello Gentlejim,wave Love the first one,rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Thanks,handshake
Thanks everyone! I always appreciate the compliments!hug hug
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