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Divine Guidance?This guy decides to go ice fishing one day, he gets up at 2am to have an early start.
When he arrives he gets out his saw and begins carving away at the ice when all of a sudden he hears an echoing voice, "There are no fish under the ice there."
The dude freaks out looks around but sees no one. So he waits a few minutes then decides there is no one around and keeps carving.
A few minutes later the voice comes back, "There are no fish under the ice there!"
"Wow!", thinks the dude to himself, "Wow, God is giving me guidance."
So he once again starts to carve away at another part of the ice. He hears the bellowing voice, "Sir this is the rink manager, and there are no fish under the ice anywhere."
HEAVENLY BASEBALL
Two buddies, Bob and Earl, were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.
For their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter and they pored over every box score during the season.
They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven.
One summer night, Bob passed away in his sleep after watching the Yankee victory earlier in the evening.
He died happy.
A few nights later, his buddy Earl awoke to the sound of Bob's voice from beyond.
"Bob is that you?" Earl asked.
"Of course it's me," Bob replied.
"This is unbelievable!" Earl exclaimed "So tell me, is there baseball in heaven?"
"Well I have some good news and some bad news for you.
Which do you want to hear first?"
"Tell me the good news first."
"Well, the good news is that, yes, there is baseball in heaven,Earl."
"Oh, that is wonderful!
So what could possibly be the bad news?"
"You're pitching tomorrow night."
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Ouch!
Steady rocking all nite long!.......
Someone goes by on a snowmobile.
Bod says to Earl " That's what we need to do. Troll."