bonsai Forum Posts (510)

RE: Are you superstitious?

Really..........I think you should take karma a little more seriously. Then your posts would not be so strange.

RE: Mid Life Crisis???

Of...........

RE: Mid Life Crisis???

.........me thinks shares in Farrari, Ducati, Mercury, non Virgins, Durex, and Virgin records.

RE: International vs local

Well Asian women are beautiful and alot more tolerant of B.S. than us Ozzie chicks!!!!!


(no offence to our Asian sisters ment by my comment)

RE: Smokers vs non smokers

The last few posts have left me rolling on the the floor You women really crack me up.and he still doesnt know your taking the piss Im sure.

RE: Smokers vs non smokers

Well done jem. I could not have put it better myself.

Normalguy for a man who has access to so many books you really do have a narrow, uneducated mind. Start reading instead of posting.

RE: Smokers vs non smokers

Have you ever been addicted to anything other than your own ego and opinions.
Ive worked with people with a drug addiction in a professional role and they have all said its harder to give up nicotine than heroin.
And as for "fat people" (your rude words) not everyone has a diet of "cake and chips". Many overweight people have a history of depression, hormone problems etc so i suggest you try to have a little sympathy for those who have problems you obviously dont understand.

RE: wish i had a valentine :(

Sweetheart we all know you just wanna get laid. Dont we all.

RE: wish i had a valentine :(

No sweetheart you "put out" after the garlic prawns, the mouthwash and the back rub.

RE: Spiteful ex's and black eyes.

Is it as hard to get into as a wetsuit. I was almost too tired to swim after my last struggle with rubber suits.

Cosmetic surgery........girls & guys

and i used to milk a house cow.

RE: Spiteful ex's and black eyes.

My 100 year old cast iron bed is precious. I dont want to scratch the paintwork. This Dom says silk!!!!

RE: And so the story begins.....

MeatloaFFFFF sorry

RE: Spiteful ex's and black eyes.

I have the silk ropes and wax ready.

RE: And so the story begins.....

Monsalvat (gr8 place) just out of melbourne. All the guests fly in and are wined and dined with........

RE: Spiteful ex's and black eyes.

I wish i could say that.

RE: Spiteful ex's and black eyes.

Online people are definately more truthful i believe than those that have to look you in the eye and worry about hurting you. They love you but.........Well said kitty.

Cosmetic surgery........girls & guys

Are we talking full fat or low fat cream. King island or the cheap stuff?

RE: Melbourne and surrounding areas

love the posts from jem and blonde and guess what............i can carry the esky on my lap.

RE: Melbourne and surrounding areas

Ok thats cool. It was an "if" request thats all. I am sure other meets will come along in the future. Happy walking.

RE: Melbourne and surrounding areas

when we meet while we wait.

RE: Spiteful ex's and black eyes.

Very true and i apologise. Still learning as an adult to keep my mouth shut but i did play fair.

RE: Change our Anthem?

True Blue sorry no vote on that one from me.

RE: Melbourne and surrounding areas

Mary Poppins would have helped you.

RE: Change our Anthem?

Well i cant remember all the words in every verse of "Advance Australia Fair" but i do know all the words to Ganggajang's "Sounds of Them" (this is australia) love that song. I think i will play the cd now.

RE: Spiteful ex's and black eyes.

It usually takes 2 to agree on that.

RE: Spiteful ex's and black eyes.

You really have put Wonthaggi on the map mate with your wingeing but your going to frighten the tourists like me away soon. Life can be as simple or as hard as you make it. It takes 2 to fight and real adults (male and female) walk away from petty stuff. Bagging x'es to strangers who only hear one side does nothing but make the one complaining appear childish. JMO

Cosmetic surgery........girls & guys

Thanks, you too sweetheart. We need another bottle of Merlot or two. When is the sunday meet starting. I could do with a laugh.

RE: Do you prefer ...

Sorry tarns

RE: Do you prefer ...

over


doonah or blankets......