YES it is up to you!!!!! i can guarantee a place in heaven for YOU. i feel this is too personal to discuss in an open forum, if you want to know more email me.
A woman is fast approaching 40 years of age and is without a partner. This situation has her rather depressed due to her long history of failed relationships. After much debate she decides that the best thing to do is to take out a personal ad in the paper:Wanted: A good lover to be my friend; who won’t beat me and won’t run out on me.
After a week or so no one has responded to the ad. She is feeling particularly depressed when the door bell rings.
She opens the door to find a man with no arms and no legs lying on the front porch. Quite surprised at the sight she asks him what he wants.
He replies, “I’m responding to your ad for a good lover.”
“How can that be? You have no arms and no legs!”
“I have no arms so I can’t beat you and I have no legs so I can’t run out on you!” he said.
i think i would let them know that the money you were going to spend on christmas for them is now going to replace the oil they should have gotten in the first place!!
ASK me do not tell me & if for some reason you think i may need one, entice me to take a shower or bath with you & we can get soapy & slippery ALL over TOGETHER
you got it girl!!! go in with the confidence of KNOWING this job is mine, i'm the best one qualified. & no matter how the interview goes when it's over walk out with your head high & shoulders back, the same way you came in.
does anyone here ever use it?? i check it from time to time, but it seemes like most blogs don't get a response, seems to me the forum is a better place to be.
depends on how the relationship ended. i have found from personal experience that once a relationship is over.....it's over we can be friends but nothing more
i know i am only bcuz i've lost my job & no cash for gifts, most will be getting homeade gifts from me. i like to crochet & work with beads. (maybe i'll try my hand at baking....never was much of a cook tho) i always feel so bad when people give me presents & i don't have anything to give them.
Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the wreckage was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm. Secret Service descended upon the smoking hulk but could find no remains of the crew or the President’s staff. To their amazement, a lone farmer was plowing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened. They hurried over to surround the man’s tractor.
“Sir,” the senior Secret Service agent asked, panting and out of breath.
“Did you see this terrible accident happen?”
“Yep. Sure did.” The man muttered unconcernedly.
“Do you realize that is the President of the United States airplane?”
“Yep.”
“Were there any survivors?” the agent gasped.
“Nope. They are all kilt straight out.” The farmer sighed cutting off his tractor motor. “I done buried them all myself. Took most of the morning.”
“The President of the United States is dead?” The agent gulped in disbelief.
“Well,” the farmer sighed, obviously wanting to get back to his work. “He kept sayin’ he wasn’t… but you know what a liar he is.”
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cheers!!
so glad you could join us! hop you have a good time here
RE: what is the one thing that will cause you to end a relationship?
same for me