Congratulations to England on another theatrical display. Harry Kane strolling around like a tortoise with a wooden leg . Spent more time on the floor diving than he did on his feet . As for Sterling’s penalty… 5.9, 6.0,5.8,5.9, 6.0. Silver medal at the very least !
Good luck guys at the Tokyo Olympics . I’m sure you’ll bring home a medal or 2
Most younger men want experienced , older women to practice on & the older women like a bit of fresh meat because they’ve been used to an impotent man they were married to for many years .
COVID cases are set to rise to the peak of the second wave in the next couple of weeks , which incidentally, coincides with “freedom day” . Which begs the question… is this pandemic just a hoax , or has the economy sunk so low , a few deaths here and there is a small pice to pay for the economy to kick start again ?
I’ve noticed there are some over sensitive people on the forums , who are making some snide remarks towards other members . Not sure the reason .. maybe they have very sad lives , or they are trying to portray themselves as holier than thou . My advice is , don’t take yourself to serious . Forums are supposed to be fun & don’t confuse CS with reality
Paddy and Murphy were walking along the green , one digging a hole & one filling it in again .. this went on & on . One digging the hole , the other filling it in , until a local asked why they were digging holes , only to fill them in again . Paddy replies “ well usually there are 3 of us but Mick who usually plants the trees , is off sick today !!
Johnny arrives home late from college & his father asked him why he was late returning. The boy replies “ I stayed behind with Sharon to do some extra studying” While at the dinner table , the boy takes a bite & compliments the delicious fish cakes . His father replies , “ they’re not fishcakes , they are doughnuts!!
We are in the bbq season & it’s important to refresh you memory on the etiquette of this sublime cooking experience. When a Greek man volunteers to do this outdoor activity, the following chain of events must occur… 1..The woman buys the food . 2. The woman makes the salad ,cooks the vegetables & prepares the desserts . 3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking , places it on the plate , and takes it the the man who is lounging at the bbq area beer in hand, along with utensils & sauces . 4. The woman remains outside the 3metre zone , where the exuberance of testosterone & other male bonding activities take place without the interference of women . Here comes the important part !! 5 . The man places the meat on the grill . 6. The woman goes inside and organises the plates and cutlery. 7. The woman comes out and tell the man that the meat is looking great .. he thanks her & asks her to bring out another beer . 8. The man takes the meat of the cooked meat off the bbq and hands it to the woman . 9. The woman takes the meat to the table with all the necessary side dishes & utensils . 10. After eating , the woman cleans the table & does the dishes . 11.. And most important.. Everyone praises the man & thanks him for his effort . 12. And finally. The man asks the woman how she enjoined her night off from cooking & upon seeing her angry reaction , he concluded that there’s no pleasing women !!
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RE: The question is!!!!
Penalty or not , it’s not often an Englishman gets more than a semi