Frank Zappa has a view on the 'ugliest' part of our body....
"What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?"
What's the ugliest Part of your body? What's the ugliest Part of your body? Some say your nose Some say your toes (I think it's your mind) But I think it's YOUR MIND (Your mind) I think it's your mind, woo woo
ALL YOUR CHILDREN ARE POOR UNFORTUNATE VICTIMS OF SYSTEMS BEYOND THEIR CONTROL A PLAGUE UPON YOUR IGNORANCE & THE GRAY DESPAIR OF YOUR UGLY LIFE
Its inevitable that the prime source of wounding to a child will be the parents. But the traumas suffered can fall into one of two categories, the wound of too much or the wound of too little. Either way, the wounding we may have suffered from our parents creates a road map we will, to a large degree, follow for the rest of our lives.
Ernie, The Fastest Milkman in the West...Benny Hill
Can anyone post this, don't seem to be able to post you tube vids on my phone.
You could hear the hoof beats pound As they raced across the ground And the clatter of the wheels As they spun round and round And he galloped into Market Street His badge upon his chest His name was Ernie And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west
Now Ernie loved a widow A lady known as Sue She lived all alone in Linley Lane At number twenty two They said she was too good for him She was haughty, proud and chic But Ernie got his cocoa there Three times every week They called him Ernie (Ernie) And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west
She said she'd like to bathe in milk He said alright sweetheart And when he finished work one night He loaded up the cart He said you wanted pasturised Coz pasturised is best She says Ernie I'll be happy If it comes up to me chest And that tickled old Ernie (Ernie) And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west
Now Ernie had a rival An evil looking man Called Two Ton Ted from Teddington And he drove the baker's van He tempted her with his treacle tarts And his tasty wholemeal bread And when she saw the size Of his hot meat pies It very near turned her head She nearly swooned at his macaroon And he said now if you treat me right You'll have hot rolls evry morning And crumpets every night He knew once she'd sampled his layer cake He'd have his wicked way And all Ernie had to offer Was a pint of milk a day Poor Ernie (Ernie) And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west
One lunchtime Ted saw Ernie's horse and cart outside her door It drove him mad to find it was still there at half past four And as he leaped down from of his van Hot blood through his veins did course And he went across to Ernie's cart And he didnarf kick his horse Who's name was Trigger (Trigger) And he pulled the fastest milkcart in the west
Now Ernie rushed out into the street His goldtop in his hand He said if you want to marry Susie You'll fight for her like a man Oh why don't we play cards for her He sneeringly replied And just to make it interesting We'll have a shilling on the side Now Ernie dragged him from his van And beneath the blazing sun They stood there face to face And Ted went for his bun But Ernie was to quick Things didn't go the way Ted planned And a strawberry flavoured youghurt Sent it spinning from his hand Now Sue she ran between them And tried to keep them apart And Ernie pushed her aside And a rock cake caught him underneath his heart And he looked up in pained surprise As the concrete hardened crust Of a stale pork pie caught him in the eye And Ernie bit the dust Poor Ernie (Ernie) And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west
Ernie was only fifty-two, he didn't want to die Now he's gone to make deliveries In that milkround in the sky Where the customers are angels And ferocious dogs are banned And a milkman's life is full of fun In that fairy dairy land But a woman's needs are many fold And Sue she married Ted But strange things happened on their wedding night As they lay in their bed Was that the trees a rustling Or the hinges of the gate Or Ernie's ghostly goldtop a rattling in their crate They won't forget Ernie (Ernie) And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west.
Often described as the world's first supergroup, Cream led the way for others to follow. I'm sure hearing Disraeli Gears for the first time was a life changing event for me.
Well of course they wouldn't be the same, that's the whole point of taking it, just like taking alcohol. Both of those drugs when taken in moderation are unlikely to lead to addiction, whereas you're drug of choice is highly addictive and a proven killer.
Really? According to your profile you're hooked on one of the most addictive drugs on the planet. Highly toxic also. So toxic that if you were to inject a tiny amount it would kill you instantly. Not only that but you get no reward whatsoever in taking the drug. The fact is, your only take it to relieve your withdrawal symptons.
You're totally addicted to nicotine and if you weren't, you wouldn't have 'try' to quite, you'd just quit.
At least people who smoke cannabis get some payback, cigarettes give the user none.
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What happened to the other 241 comments?