kekei Forum Posts (588)

RE: A small advice for women :) To help you NOT TO COMPLICATE

Ladies, he may not have expressed himself in the best of diplomatic way but at least he says what's on his mind....grandepensees


True that is. And how galant of you to come forward in his defense.

RE: Birthday Boy!!!!!!

Wow, it's your B'Day. Hope you had the greatest day ever.

RE: What do you expect from this site?

There sure are some wonderful friends here. I have my eyes on one.

RE: to much time on your hands

hahahaha i sure wish....ahhh, nevermind

RE: money or love?

Love definitely but we still need a little money. If he and i are broke that could be a serious issue. people get really frustrated when they can't meet their basic needs, sometimes love gets shoved asside.

How to get your man/woman

RE: Have you ever suffered in silence and pretend everything is okay?

yes, I have. I didn't want to bother anyone at the time. sometimes people have enough on their plates.

How to get your man/woman

widowers have gold???

How to get your man/woman

well if the first time doesn't work, maybe

How to get your man/woman

My cousin has a full proof plan. She says what I need to do is check the orbituaries and find out if there are any eligible widowers then attend the funeral service. Check out the fellow to see if he is what I would like then make contact. Give him my condolences. Be his friend and help him to heal, soon as he begins to heal, move in for the kill Sounds like a plan. What do you think?

RE: Do people who are always positive annoy you?

i like positive people, if a guy tells me i'm hot i check my deodorant

RE: men on the run???

what is your problem, they run, that means they are out of your way, so move on. I hope you find the right guy for your family. good luck.

RE: How do you handle alcohol?

I was drunk once, all the bad jokes my friends were telling suddenly became hilarious.

RE: Do we have any women exihibitionist on here!

yeah, i like to show my ahhhhm , ya, there you go...sense of humour

To my intended

oh my goodness, this was supposed to be a positive thread, hello memory could you please behave yourself and just chill out. I am sure there are some great things about you.Tell us please.

RE: u know who is my lover and wife?

O.K. Good for you

To my intended

To my intended

You sweetheart. work with me or if you prefer one of those, I hate M...threads, we could do that. I thought it would be nice to focus on something positive. What do you think?

RE: Looking for my one and only!

AHHH nope, NOboDY

To my intended

Say one thing you love about yourself and wished more people knew and tell about your most striking physical feature that makes you hot...

RE: "What songs are you listening to now?"

Completely....Michael Bolton, love his stuff and next, dancing with my father...Luther Van Dross, so sorry he is gone.These two are among my favourites.

RE: Would you marry for.......................

you never change

RE: Would you marry for.......................

Hey, watch what you say about third world countries. I am from Jamaica, I hear we are third world, are we? Yeah, I'd marry a guy who is great in bed and gives excellent massages and cooks exotic dishes, does windows, laundry etc.There, how's that?

A joke for women and men who have a sense of humour

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while
> > his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
> >
> > 'Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a
> > day. Amen!'

> >God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
> >
the next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, Awakened the kids,
Set out their school clothes, did breakfast, Packed lunches, Drove them to school, Came home and picked up the dry
> > cleaning, Took it to the cleaners, And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, Went grocery shopping, Then drove home to put away the groceries, Paid the bills and balanced the check book.
> > He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then, it was already 1P.M. And he hurried to make the beds, Do the laundry, vacuum, Dust, And sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
> > Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.
> >
> > Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework. Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded
> > the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, He cleaned the kitchen, Ran the dishwasher,
> > Folded laundry, Bathed the kids, And put them to bed.
> >
> > At 9 P.M . He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint. The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: -
> >
> > 'Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back. Amen!'
> >
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:'My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night.'
> >

RE: Nz & Aussie Ladies

That could work

RE: Nz & Aussie Ladies

ooooh you are so bad.

RE: Ok, it's your turn tonight! ("Pyscho")

Date is on

Love: Sold Out

Desmond's a sinner????????? That explains that whole bar thing and I though he was a saint wrong again.

RE: The Bar Is Open..................It Is Always Ladies Night............

Oh bring it on, let's hope you can handle me...you wont get away with a poor performance. see you later bad boy. Have to go, need to get to your couch and

RE: The Bar Is Open..................It Is Always Ladies Night............

O.K. Now I feel so safe with you looking out for me maybe a screwdriver or a shot of tequila for the road. That should do it Ooooh, I am getting all excited again, are you sure you can handle it.... Driving home with an excited female that is.