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RE: What are the sweetiest words one can say to his/her beloved?????

you want me to bring you a warm washcloth and clean you up....or just use my tongue.....tongue

RE: What are the sweetiest words one can say to his/her beloved?????

oh yeaaahhh.....ohhhh...right there.....unhunh.....devil

RE: What are the sweetiest words one can say to his/her beloved?????

I am sooo not done with you yet.......devil

RE: What kind of beer do you like

Beachfarmer...check yer inbox....I found your Bier.....

RE: SIN CITY

Amsterdams' Red Light District is AWESOME.....

ahemm...so I've heard.....lolrolling on the floor laughing

RE: Church Signs

how about the sign I had on my pool...

Picture of the Creature From the Black Lagoon....

said

Welcome to our OOL.....notice there is no P in it...and let's keep it that way....

RE: Church Signs

Not so much a Church sign,....but kinda....

In Severn NC there is a sign on the roadside....

"This is God's Country...Please Don't Drive Like Hell through it"

RE: Telemarketers on your cell phones

wow, bro, you are behind the gun on this one. I listed my number with the Do Not Call List about a year ago. You can block it online, too.

RE: Favortie movie lines, mine is from Cars

"anything happens to the boy, my fault, your fault, anybodies fault, I'm gonna blow your head off"

John Wayne in Big Jake

RE: Favortie movie lines, mine is from Cars

Not a movie line...but I still love to hear Michael Buffer.....

"Let's Get Readyyyy to Ruuuummmmmmmbbbblllllllllllllllle"

RE: Is there anyone on CS you would really like to meet?

A pretty blonde and a pretty redhead wanting to show me their "nails".....I'm gonna have to go hang out in the "wet dream" thread in a minute.....devil devil

RE: Is there anyone on CS you would really like to meet?

Woooo Hoooooo......

Why you wanna meet me? Wanna show me your "nail"? wink devil

RE: Say something kind

Perhaps one of my "volunteers" can give you some details.....devil

RE: Say something kind

Well, then...ladies...let's just see those "nails"....and I'll give you brief demonstration......

A more detailed demonstration is available upon request...devil

RE: Say something kind

why? You got a nail? I'll demonstrate......wink devil

RE: Say something kind

Can't you just imagine that?devil

RE: Say something kind

Don't sing it.....Bring It......

RE: Say something kind

I can write the alphabet, in cursive, on the head of a nail....with my tongue.....

isn't that NICE?devil

RE: Say something kind

I would do some things with her that would make a farm animal blush.....

RE: Say something kind

a little less talk and alot more action.....if you please....devil

RE: Say something kind

she's short...and short chicks rock....devil

RE: Say something kind

She has nice hair......

RE: Thanksgiving is almost here, in two days..What are you Most Thankful For and Whom?

My ummm....well...you know....manhood.....it brings not only me such joy....but spreads joy as well........rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing devil


I'm sooo sorry...I just couldn't resist...I couldn't.....

RE: Some great news

That's awesome, bro. Go handle yer business....

RE: Some great news

Does that mean that her "found someone" is gone? Or that she loves you "too"?

RE: christmas pudding

Sounds gross, so ya'll enjoy my heapin helping.....

RE: What are you drinking now?

bottled water.

RE: Question to the Yanks.............

We are not TEAM players. We PLAY TO WIN. America did win. Without America's intervention..the war was lost. Of course we are speaking hypothetically, we don't really know and will never know. The Europeans couldn't even hold Mussolini. Remember that?

RE: Is anyone looking for a pen pal?

Pen Pals? Do they still exist? Or is there another term for e-mailing someone? I dunno....


I'll be your huckleberry....

RE: Favortie movie lines, mine is from Cars

"what they did, well that's between them and God...it's my job to arrange the meeting" Denzel Washington in "Man On Fire"

"tape a aspirin on it and get back out dere and play football"

Cuba Gooding Jr. in "Radio"

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