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RE: New Girl

Nah You two are just sprogs - Reprobate to be correct laugh cheers grin

RE: New Girl

RE: New Girl

Someone else has to give you and him some opposition laugh laugh laugh laugh cheers

RE: New Girl

Don't trust him Luv
He'll go for any woman with a pulse grin

RE: Average


And beautiful toobanana kiss lips bouquet hug

RE: kaybee,suggested we should given red indian names....

When Easties meet Westies they don't understand humour like this
until they see - Hah so - how we like em to join in and take the piss

RE: kaybee,suggested we should given red indian names....

yahubetchaasitwindsyuup

RE: Average

Hello Darling Molly Malone or Mc Kee wave kiss
Not yet but I'll do so now - Just for thee wine bouquet

RE: Average

I have been told DC is an expert, and an excellent performer thumbs up

RE: kaybee,suggested we should given red indian names....

Yoisanuglysodinya

RE: Average

Molly et al

What I was taught regarding the use of English many years ago when I did my exams was that in actual use the average is 4.79 letters per word (5) for non academics-and approximately 80% are between 2 and 7 letters long:

The dictionary states the distribution for distinct words counting each word only once regardless of how many times it is mentioned, the average is
7 to 8 letters - where 80% are between 4 and 10 letters long:

I do hope this assists with presenting some positive facts to an arguably more interesting discussion rather than speculative ramblings off topic.

RE: Average

8 inches[/quote
That's small
laugh laugh laugh

RE: Are computers male or female ?

Qoute - It was said **female flash drives can give injections.**

To which Lovely Waspo wrtote
**confused who's injecting who ?rolling on the floor laughing**

If I get at your flash drive, I don't use insulated screw drivers and I'm expert with a Big needle, so you'll feel plenty of Injections. kiss kiss kiss hug grin

RE: Are computers male or female ?

Good morning Lovely Wasp
Thanks for the compliment - The Double Entendre needs a hands on tactile willing Lady-Mate to extend its length & width daily and on Night shifts-Plenty of lubrication supplied. wink wine wine hug kiss grin bouquet

RE: what are you looking for in this site????????

You Snob laugh laugh laugh cheers

RE: Should Britain leave the EU?

Too right I agree all the way - Rule Britannia and F D K thumbs down laugh

RE: Are computers male or female ?

he means its a Zoophiliac -- Latest type - invented in SillyCon Valley laugh laugh laugh kiss kiss hug bouquet

RE: Are computers male or female ?

tongue laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh cheers

RE: Are computers male or female ?

Thank you Darling Wasp - I assure you that I am gentle wink laugh laugh laugh lips lips lips bouquet

RE: Should Britain leave the EU?

She could be right here where I live especially if the EU Forces us to join an EU Defence force being proposed now by the EU's far right National socialist and fascist countries. It has been mooted by Merkel and otherheads of state in Europe for the last decade so - That alone for me is a reason to say NO

RE: Are computers male or female ?

Mumma Yo iz OK wid me - mi JS is low voltage and very powerful
Size supplied privately wink grin wine lips lips lips lips bouquet

RE: do you like your hair style?

I think the lady might need bribing with more than sticky boiled sweets,
even if they're Halal of Kosher laugh laugh laugh laugh cheers

RE: Pedro The Great

Hi Yub wave
We have some sun here this morning on Planet Thanet so far thanks -
SO Did you live in B' Stairs and if so which road or avenuue? cheers

RE: do you like your hair style?

There's gonna be a queue laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh cheers

RE: do you like your hair style?

Jim who ? grin

RE: do you like your hair style?

OK then Gangrenous Spheroids tongue laugh laugh laugh cheers

RE: Are computers male or female ?

My hard drive has a permanently exposed vertical joystick, always ready to respond to a QRA in microseconds if the touch is right wink wink hug lips lips lips bouquet

RE: Pedro The Great

Don't keep encouraging him - You'll inflate his Ego even more laugh laugh laugh cheers

RE: do you like your hair style?

Yeah the old Tiger's back here, ready to bite and fight and defend lovely ladies - you brainless Brentwood mmicro-celled Moron tongue laugh cheers

RE: do you like your hair style?

I disagree - YOU look lovely lips lips lips hug wine bouquet

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