MikeD12 Forum Posts (2,809)

RE: Best/Worst Chat-Up Lines. Share them here!

Ailechem shalom Wasp

Oi Veh ! - Now Votchert tink ?

My life - He's a Jew and the Rabbi caught him eatin' non-kosher Bacon sarnies inside the synagogue front door so he's banned him already

Mazel Tov
Honest Moishe -
PS - Now Open that age 66 door to a part real jew and let's chat

RE: Does CS work.

I deal in facts - not fiction

RE: Does CS work.

Post Author: Dreamcatcher99
Forum Post:
MikeD12: “I disagree !”

roll eyes roll eyes roll eyes

RE: How would you react if

Too true Now open the damn 66 gate and lets chat

RE: Does CS work.

I disagree !

RE: are there any decent females out there

Who with ? Tom, or Tru, OR even Both

RE: A new attraction of men

Darling K I would love to have you here and the chance, and
knowing that you would be satisfied

RE: A new attraction of men

Ok ma'am - If you say so

RE: A new attraction of men

Oh dear - and you're so beautiful too

RE: A new attraction of men

Hi Krema
Nothing would give me greater pleasure

RE: How would you react if

Give him the elbow and move on -
Send us a piccy of you here and lets have fun

RE: A new attraction of men

You and Tru should know that having called on her in Ireland,
so arrange the DNA Test.

RE: Skid marks

Did a shoplifter get run over in a chase ?

RE: Rejection

Psychoanalysis has never been my metaphorical cuppa tea, but I get the drift. I don't treat trick cyclists withe any respect but am always courteous to women normally.

BUT I have an outrageous and irreverent SoH which gets me by
Thus - Anyone who plays mind games with me always gets a war in the retaliation that most cannot handle - especially the sanctimonious and "management" with less relevant qualifications than I have.
My background and Interests have always been and still are in reading researching, hands on and practical, so right from age 15 and after training I have never been a diplomat. By personal experience I have three motto's as a philosophy
1. "I fear no man" (or woman now we must spell it out)and harm nobody
unless they strike first.
2. We / I do the job Right or we / I don't do it"
3. "Take me as I am or "Go forth and Multiply" (Foxtrot - Oscar)

and I never lost any job through it

RE: Sleep

In my experience it all depends on the "performance"

RE: Pedro The Great

As the self proclaimed Satan in a previous message you should also be an Alchemist and make your own Gold

RE: Skid marks

Which washing powder do YOU use ?

RE: Rejection

Nice to see a rational view

RE: Pedro The Great

NO

RE: Meh!

Why bother Just piss in it and pass it on

RE: Name a country that went through a famine in Europe...

My views on Putin if they were expressed here, would get me banned just like they would if I said what I really think about his role in the middle East.

RE: Rejection

Well said Molly

RE: Rejection

Hi Darling K I want you to know that I, for one still think you are beautiful and that you are definitely not any of those

RE: Name a country that went through a famine in Europe...

She was right - Many ignorant people sneer at history today.
You only have visit Moscow today and see the Orlyonok A 90 and see how far the Russians were ahead of the West with Ekranoplans (Wing in Ground effect) vehicles by comparison. 6 were in service with the Russian Navy from 1979 -1993 - The Yanks were paranoid about us even knowing about them and the developments of the Caspian Sea Monster (KM) and the Lun seen by the U2 spy planes in the 1960's and kept secret in the 1980's here in the UK.

See Wikipedia references for general knowledge on all three and You Tube.

I am working on a private venture for someone I have known for many years Prototype from the original concept and had an ignorant young " manager" Pen pusher with a modern Ology degree, say it to me about my research notes for it saying it is irrelevant. I threw the notes at him and him out of my workshop and deal ONLY direct with the main man now.

RE: Americans

I can see it now
Yeah Joystick to the centre

RE: What do you think of my photo?

What Cheers thread? Me no see it

RE: how much gold in weight and value is not found..?

THat's like asking - How long is a piece of String ?

where the answers could be interesting

RE: Do you think past relationship secrets should always be kept hidden?

You've been watching Coronation Street

RE: Everything comes to an end.

Oh What a happy thread.

RE: What is Germany known for?

Dunno what Pedro is on about - He's as much Irish as Pol pot was