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RE: CHRISTMAS WILL COME SOON!!

Good for you Anna....I'll be delivering presents to kids whose parent or parents are incarcerated. It's a feel good kin of thing, it helps to ease the pain of going through the Holiday alone.hug comfort wine

RE: Bill Clinton Might Take Hillary's Senate Seat

I love that Christmas song that was wrote for Ted....Teddy The Rednosed Senator....instant classic.laugh wave

Wal-Mart Greeter

I was beginning to think all the joke lovers went home.laugh

Wal-Mart Greeter

Ahhh....so that's what the lines were for todaylaugh

RE: Bill Clinton Might Take Hillary's Senate Seat

I think Bill already had her seatrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Wal-Mart Greeter

Where did all the joke lovers go?dunno

RE: Undressing

I thought I was going to have a permenent coat hangernger.grin blushing

RE: Undressing

Yup, several times....once in the dead of winter. I think I came out of the river twice as fast as I went in.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Undressing

Always the last to get the newsrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing tongue

RE: Undressing

My little snow bunny, you are oh so daring.smitten rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Baptising an Irishman

That one is almost as old as I am....but it's still a good one.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Wal-Mart Greeter

Who say's greeters don't have a sense of humor?rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Arab Cultures

Nope, humor was clearly intended on my part. How are you pretty lady?wave

RE: Arab Cultures

I'll wear a rag around my head and rent a camel if you'll go out with me....grin nerd rose in teeth

Wal-Mart Greeter

A very loud, un-attractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasently, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins ?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling lond enough to say, 'Hell no they aint, the oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins ? Are you blind or just plain stupid?'

'I'm neither blind or stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter.
'I just could'nt believe you got laid more than once. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart'

RE: Say Something Good!!!!

Yes, one very good tip....Stay on the ground.professor grin cheers hug

RE: I have never quite understood this

That is a very good question that I think is very mis-understood by most people. I believe there are 2 answers. The number 1 and foremost answer, the one God intended us to practice toward Him and to each other is....the fear of doing anything that would displease Him or a loved one, out of love for Him and them. The number 2 answer is the one most people accept as the number 1. Fear of pissing Him off because of His mighty power and His ability to destroy that which He created. professor hug kiss teddybear

RE: Say Something Good!!!!

G O O D M O R N I N G !

RE: CS Global Awards 2008

I already started that one off on page 1professor rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: The Bar Is Open..................................It Is Always Ladies Night................

Are you talkin about me again???rolling on the floor laughing tongue grin

RE: When you see the person above you......say first word comes to ur mind ?

nice hat

RE: The New US-Dollar Bill

I disagree, the US needs to STOP making more money and needs to find a way to make the money it already has, worth something.professor wink

RE: Arab Cultures

I agree that religious freedom is being eroded...from the inside....on the other hand, I don't see anyone pandering to me.wave hug teddybear

RE: What does Christmas mean to you!

Christmas to me is a reminder of the birth of someone who loved me enough to sacrafice His life me. That kind of love and caring for another person is amazing....all too often, I take it for granted and forget just what the cost was to the person who gave his life.blues

RE: Arab Cultures

Anybody here looking for somebody who looks a lot like me????banana banana banana banana

RE: Arab Cultures

Can I have 'dedate' with you? You look like a good challenge.banana banana banana banana

RE: Arab Cultures

That is a mask he is wearing, is it not? I am poking fun at what I believe to be a mask.confused

RE: Dear Santa I have been very good the gift I most desire is

I wish for a piece,ahem,peace toogrin

RE: Arab Cultures

If he really looks like that, he's got to be in pain....I don't think even morphine would help!barf barf I'm sorry, I feel much better nowgrin

RE: CS accomplisments for 2008

You big sentimental softie you....I hope you count me as a friendthumbs up

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