Here's a little something to put a little smile on your face. Adults recently posed the question "What does love mean" to a group of children aged between 4-8 and below are their wonderfully creative, wise, inventive and innocent answers.
“When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.” Rebecca – age 8
"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.” Billy – age 5
“Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.” Mary Ann – age 6
“I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.”* Lauren – age 6
“When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.” Karen – age 7
“Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn’t think it’s gross.” Mark – age 6
"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.” Danny – age 7
“Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.” Emily – age 8
“Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.” Bobby – age 7
“If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.” Nikka – age 6
“There are two kinds of love. Our love. God’s love. But God makes both kinds of them.” Jenny – age 8
“Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.” Noelle – age 7
“Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.” Tommy – age 8
“Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.” Karl – age 7
“Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.” Chrissy – age 7
“Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.” Elaine -age 5
“Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.” Chris – age 7
“You really shouldn’t say ‘I love you’ unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.” Jessica – age 8
A neighbours wife died and my little 8 year old went to visit the old man. I asked my son what he told the man. Nothing mam, I just sat on his lap and helpt him cry.............
Lawyer: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? Witness: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Lawyer: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? Witness: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. Lawyer: And Mr. Johnson was dead at the time? Witness: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
Lawyer: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? Witness: No. Lawyer: Did you check for blood pressure? Witness: No. Lawyer: Did you check for breathing? Witness: No. Lawyer: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? Witness: No. Lawyer: How can you be so sure, Doctor? Witness: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Lawyer: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless? Witness: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
Lawyer: How was your first marriage terminated? Witness: By death. Lawyer: And by whose death was it terminated?
Lawyer: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? Witness: Yes. Lawyer: And what were you doing at that time?
Lawyer: What is your date of birth? Witness: July fifteenth. Lawyer: What year? Witness: Every year !
Lawyer: How many times have you committed suicide? Witness: (looking confused) Is that a question?
Lawyer: You say the stairs went down to the basement? Witness: Yes. Lawyer: And these stairs, did they go up also?
Lawyer: She had three children, right? Witness: Yes. Lawyer: How many were boys? Witness: None. Lawyer: Were there any girls?
Lawyer: Can you describe the individual you saw? Witness: He was about medium height and had a beard. Lawyer: Was this a male, or a female?
Lawyer: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Lawyer: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war? Witness: What do you think counselor.
Lawyer: Did he kill you? Witness: Excuse me counselor can you repeat the question?
Lawyer: What happened then? Witness: He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me" Lawyer. And did he kill you? Witness: Yes!
Lawyer: (Showing the witness a picture) That's You? Witness: Yes. Lawyer: And you where present Right ! when the picture was taken ?
Ephesians 2:8-9 New International Version (NIV) For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith—and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God— not by works, so that no one can boast.
You can not work for your salvation, otherwise Christ died for nothing................ ..............Jenny
When I say “I am a Christian I’m not shouting “I’m clean living,” I am whispering, I was lost, and now I am found and forgiven. When I say “I am a Christian I don’t speak with pride, I am confessing that I stumble and need Christ to be my guide. When I say I am a Christian I am not trying to be strong. I’m professing that I am weak and need His strength to carry on. When I say I am a Christian I am not bragging of success. I am admitting I have failed need the Lord to clean my mess. When I say I am a Christian I am not claiming to be perfect, my flaws are far too visible but God believes I am worth it. When I say I am a Christian I am not holier than thou I’m just a simple sinner who received God’s good grace somehow.
When I say “I am a Christian I’m not shouting “I’m clean living,” I am whispering, I was lost, and now I am found and forgiven. When I say “I am a Christian I don’t speak with pride, I am confessing that I stumble and need Christ to be my guide. When I say I am a Christian I am not trying to be strong. I’m professing that I am weak and need His strength to carry on. When I say I am a Christian I am not bragging of success. I am admitting I have failed need the Lord to clean my mess. When I say I am a Christian I am not claiming to be perfect, my flaws are far too visible but God believes I am worth it. When I say I am a Christian I am not holier than thou I’m just a simple sinner who received God’s good grace somehow.
We all know who hates President Trump, so why did you come on this thread just to tell ones again how much you hate the man? Lindsay clearly tittled this "For Trump loves only" Some of you could not handle this and saw a chance to show your hate once again. You could not pass up this chance to tell it again................. I feel sad that so much hate is showing, why not simply stay out of this tread? Start a "How much I hate Trump" thread and I promise I won't get in there. Grow up! All this hate is getting us no where.................. Trump is the president and nothing can change that, accept it..... Jenny
Lin, I lived in California for 11 years. My sister got me there in 3 month. Came back to Canada in '78 It would now take 16 years, yeah you read this right, and my sister passed away so no chance
If I could I would vote for President Trump for sure........... He has courage like no one else before him has had.. Done things none before him had the guts to do. He is against the "New World Order" Here too, he stands almost alone. He keeps on fighting the good fight............
Rez, just one last thing. You are using logic to get to your points. If, If, If, Never works. Facts do.............. Find out who and why hildebeest has and still is, protected. It may surprise you
If, if, the unbelievers in hildebeest guilt have read it so often why she is not a nice person, they sure don't show it as they still believe she is "Saint" hildebeest.
So there comes a time to give up and say; AMEN............... Jenny
Interesting how the tread went again and again to Presedent Trump, instead to hildebeest where it was supposed to go too. So many different sources talk about hildebeest, not just one source. Does anyone who hates Trump even read it? No matter what some of us have shown here about hildebeest, it seems to me, they did not really read it As the same remarks keep popping up. If it had been read as it was meant to be, they would have had their answsers, but, but it was not accepted.
Lindsy so much has been written about hildebeest from so many different sources I showed why and by whom hidebeest is protected but I am sure they have not read it Some people just can/will not believe that they are so crooked..nothing saintly about them .........
So many many different sources have told the same things about hildebeest It is obvious you have a closed mind and no matter what is shown to you, or you can look up for yourself, it won't make a differents to you as you have made up your minds hildebeest is a "saint" to you and her buddy obadman also
Former CIA Officer and whistle blower Kevin Shipp says what Hillary Clinton did with her charity and Uranium One while she was Secretary of State was a crime for the history books.
Shipp explains, “Hillary Clinton used this to launder money in foreign banks so it wasn’t subject to U.S. laws, congressional subpoenas or FOIA demands for the evidence. This was done to launder this money globally into the Clinton Foundation so the U.S. government could not examine it at all.”
Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller was the head of the FBI while the Uranium One deal was being done by Clinton and the Russians. One fifth of U.S. uranium production was bought by the Russians in a deal Clinton pushed and approved. The Clinton Foundation received more than $140 million from some of the same Russian players who were involved with Uranium One. Why didn’t Mueller stop the deal? Shipp says,
“Mueller is either a complete moron, which he is not, or he overlooked the biggest counterterrorism cases in U.S. history. It involved Hillary Clinton, the Clinton Foundation, Uranium One and, of course, the destruction of all the emails and evidence and her secret server, and on and on and on it goes, and he (Mueller) ignored it all.”
How did she get away with obvious crime? Shipp says,
“The most bizarre thing is the people who protected her from clear felonious activity and violations of the Espionage Act. James Clapper, Director of National Intelligence, was protecting her and leaking things to the media and lying. You had John Brennan, Director of the CIA, protecting her by starting a false investigation (on Trump) and stirring things up with this (false/unverified) dossier. You had James Comey, Director of the FBI, protecting her...
Then, you’ve got Peter Strzok protecting her, and now it appears the United Kingdom GCHQ was using NSA information to target Donald Trump and protect Hillary Clinton. You have to ask yourself what kind of power or connections does this woman have to get all of these members of the Deep State, Shadow Government to risk their own criminal penalties to protect her and try to get her elected? That is the Shadow Government. That is the Deep State. That is what is so chilling about this whole thing...
This is deep. This is dark. This is as dark as it gets, and this is the biggest espionage case involving government officials in the history of this country.”
Former CIA Officer and whistle blower Kevin Shipp says what Hillary Clinton did with her charity and Uranium One while she was Secretary of State was a crime for the history books.
Shipp explains, “Hillary Clinton used this to launder money in foreign banks so it wasn’t subject to U.S. laws, congressional subpoenas or FOIA demands for the evidence. This was done to launder this money globally into the Clinton Foundation so the U.S. government could not examine it at all.”
Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller was the head of the FBI while the Uranium One deal was being done by Clinton and the Russians. One fifth of U.S. uranium production was bought by the Russians in a deal Clinton pushed and approved. The Clinton Foundation received more than $140 million from some of the same Russian players who were involved with Uranium One. Why didn’t Mueller stop the deal? Shipp says,
“Mueller is either a complete moron, which he is not, or he overlooked the biggest counterterrorism cases in U.S. history. It involved Hillary Clinton, the Clinton Foundation, Uranium One and, of course, the destruction of all the emails and evidence and her secret server, and on and on and on it goes, and he (Mueller) ignored it all.”
How did she get away with obvious crime? Shipp says,
“The most bizarre thing is the people who protected her from clear felonious activity and violations of the Espionage Act. James Clapper, Director of National Intelligence, was protecting her and leaking things to the media and lying. You had John Brennan, Director of the CIA, protecting her by starting a false investigation (on Trump) and stirring things up with this (false/unverified) dossier. You had James Comey, Director of the FBI, protecting her...
Then, you’ve got Peter Strzok protecting her, and now it appears the United Kingdom GCHQ was using NSA information to target Donald Trump and protect Hillary Clinton. You have to ask yourself what kind of power or connections does this woman have to get all of these members of the Deep State, Shadow Government to risk their own criminal penalties to protect her and try to get her elected? That is the Shadow Government. That is the Deep State. That is what is so chilling about this whole thing...
This is deep. This is dark. This is as dark as it gets, and this is the biggest espionage case involving government officials in the history of this country.”
You nailed it Joy, these facts are well known but still some will not accept it The stolen funiture had to be returned to the White House, amazing greedy people
Right on Joy as always you can tell it the way it is. It won't ever change the mind of some haters, no mater if you can show how wrong they are I pray for the President of the USA, Yes the Lord is in charge
How children see love..............prizeless really................
Hi Mercedes surprising what goes on in their young minds eh, more than we maybe give them credit forn