The best way I find is to lash my bare back with hazel rods that have been put in the oven for an hour to harden......lash until you bleed....you'll feel better.
Not quite, but a few times I've noticed women looking at us with a mixture of revulsion and wonderment, at how middle-aged men could be like we are.....
Every christmas I meet up with 5 or 6 guys I was at school with, we go drinking....when the drink kicks in we start to behave like we were schoolboys again.....it's great fun.
It was funny they said at the start that she recognised no known language they spoke to her......they should have tried sitting her down in front of Home and Away to see did it ring any bells.....
RE: If a tree falls in the forest......
It's one massive tool though!