rusty_knight Forum Posts (6,840)

RE: What women need or look forward to the most?

Oh well, the brain in my cranium never shuts down; it's always planning an escape route!

RE: no limit

I would hope to have the honour of kissing your hand on the third date........... or I'd be mortified and go home and cry and cry and cry!

RE: What women need or look forward to the most?

All men have brains; it's just some men have brains that are located in different parts of their bodies to that of ladies - right?

RE: One for the Ladies

Smoky - you're a dirty filthy disgusting person!

RE: FEMALE PROFILES

Oui, oui.....j'aimes bien quand les gens parlent en francais!

Ok, I only have schoolboy French, but I am a schoolboy still at heart - studious, obedient, charming etc!

RE: Holy Grail

Thanks smoky - are you infering that my trusty, rusty blade is soon to be obsolete?

RE: Holy Grail

There we go! Nobody will recognose you now!

I've got to go now and check up on my dad - I put him in traction and used half a large bag of cat-litter (unused) as a weight......hopefully he has not slid off the bed yet cursing the day I was born!

Have a good flight over and hope to meet up and return your cap and glasses (we can negotiate a small reward for their safe return) (you vill pay zer ransom or zey will die a horrible death mauled and torn to shreds/chewed by the cats!)

RE: Solve mysteries!

Hey Therass! How're you doing? Never drink undiluted water!

RE: Norwegian girls

No worries....if the cats don't like the duck I'll cut it up small and give it to my mother!

RE: Norwegian girls

It was a great meal, but neither of us were that hungry! (brought back a doggy bag of 'duck a l'orange' for the 'kittens'!)

RE: CS GET-TOGETHER in Dublin 19th-22nd of October

I've just unsigned-up!

My dad's in a lot of pain and in traction, plus I'm having trouble selling my house (a potential buyer just pulled out) and I'm not able to fly to Dublin unless a miracle happens.

Sorry!

RE: Holy Grail

Watch out for certain female CS members who want to meet you incognito at Luqa airport........... especially ones wearing dark glasses and veils under the cover of darkness!

RE: Norwegian girls

Ok, ok.......... so Oslo is Norwegian, BUT I was hoping she is more naughty than nice!

RE: Holy Grail

You flying out on a hot air balloon today?

RE: Holy Grail

That what you seek you shall not find
Relax and let sweet mysteries enter your mind
The holy Grail is not what it seems
It's hidden in a can of beans!
And whence ye have of the beans partaken
A great wind shall envelop ye
and then upon the philosopher's toilet seat
Great things shall become known to thee
The holy Grail is not physical, you see,
'Tis not something you can touch or feel
Be careful with the beans or you shall feel ill
And have to take a bitter tummy pill
Now go forth bravely into the world
And thy wind of malice bear no poisonous cloud
Of invisible stench to kill the crowd
Of those who admire thy knightly ways
Be pure of heart and not a knave!

Sir H. Oilywail

RE: One for the Ladies

Shucks! You're just so picky!

RE: MEETING SOMEONE THE FIRST TIME

Thanks!

Got to go out now - taking Marti for a meal and SHE is wearing a very nice little black number, so there!

RE: MEETING SOMEONE THE FIRST TIME

What's fun is when they ask 'Do I look good in this dress?' and you say:

'No, but I bet it looks great on me!'

(that would be a great way to stop a woman asking that eternal question that you can never give the right reply to!)

RE: BICYCLE SADDLES ...

Very true!

RE: MEETING SOMEONE THE FIRST TIME

It's too late by then, Jacko - by rusty, rustic charm has had it's effect!

RE: BICYCLE SADDLES ...

'noseless' bicycle seats for ladies - for ladies with no 'noses'?

Fascinating............ and to realise that you need a good firm grip of the saddle between your legs not to lose direction going round corners - hmmmmmmm!

Lagoona, I feel a chat-up line coming on!

'Lady, do you have a noseless saddle or to do prefer to be in control of where you're going?'

RE: MEETING SOMEONE THE FIRST TIME

Same here!

I never wear high heels on a first date - or a dress!

RE: week-end

Got to go - y'all have fun fun fun....and clean up that truck when you've finished!

RE: week-end

lagoona has missed you so much, cherry thingy person!

RE: week-end

I do NOT iron........I only cook and give personal massages to nice ladies!¬

RE: week-end

I am but a thimple man thinging my thimple thong to a thimple tune..........

RE: week-end

Out in the bay of Buggibah
Old rusty and Lagoona belched
They drank four score Cisks and twenty more
Until the sun squelched down
They then started thinging
Which made the barman frown
'Oh, thing me a thong!'
cried Rusty aloud
'No way!' said sad Lagoona
'I have to go home and iron my thing
For a lady who looks like a tuna........'
'Tuna?' said Rusty (as he burped)
'This sounds rather fishy...'
'Oh yes' said Lag with a big, big smile
'But she's really rather dishy!'

RE: week-end

Oh.............. let's have a little 'thing thong' then?

RE: week-end

'afterwards' respect is an obsolete bonus!

RE: Poetry- add a line- that rhymes

said smoky thus, her lips in a sweet curl..........