Me too! I thought I'd overslept as I'd closed internal shutters and found out it was only 5.45 a.m.!¬ I thought 'What the heck!' and got up and made myself a coffee
There was a young lady called 'Atlam' who had no date that fateful Saturday night.
She chatted with some seriously sad people on the internet then decided to do something positive with her life. She got up from her pc, switched it off and went to wash her hair!
She knew in her heart that this was the beginning of something exciting; washing her hair at 10.25 p.m. was going to change her life forever!
Outside her bathroom window lurked a rather large toad who heard the sound of the water cascading over her head and other upper torso body bits.
'Burp!' belched the old toad.
Little did Atlam know that after she'd washed her hair that the toad was going to ring her doorbell.
No Sir, Atlam had no idea what the future was going to bring her as she selected a bottle of shampoo that had not been tested on animals or humans but had made concrete go all squidgy with its extra softening formula!
'Mirror, mirror on the wall' said Atlamb 'Who's got the biggest head (of hair) of all?'
Ahhhhh.......now I once won a Robon Williams lookalike/act alike competition........as Mrs Doubtfire! I was really excellent in the part and won easily, but then I have a natural acting ability and imagination etc
I think I've seen most of them before but not altogether...and never realised they were all quotes from ther one guy.
I like to look at things from a different angle too........this can often be assisted by 'accidentally' dropping some loose change under the table and then 'groping' around having a good peek!
Yup - I'm bringing my own supper: some Gozitan cheese all oozing with putrefying liquid stuff, a few dead flies and a couple of small shrivelled grapes - yum yum!
Yihaa - I'll definitely be there (and I think Mighty Marti will be going also to show off her HUGE engagement ring!)
I'd prefer to have a little nibble with Atlam first, but I guess I'll just have to wait until her huge supper has had a chance to settle into her tummy before she waddles on stage to join us all for a dance!
However, lisa was too far away for me to grope so I just concentrated on Marti and Cheeky Cherscic; plus lisa and KY (sorry, I mean KT!) were too busy vandalising the ladies' toilets if I remember correctly!
Thank you Atlam......I felt so guilty as I took some 'time off' to tend to my own emotional needs...... then I got back and the car wasn't waiting for me at the ferry and it took me another hour to get home before I could start cooking lunch
Thanks - he's in good spirits if very tired after a minor mishap that left messed up his entire night and morning......anyway he's eaten like a horse today and will probably crap like one in a day or two - if he's lucky!
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