I think you're a really sweet guy, Lagoona - you are brave and true and charming and witty - now send me some chocolate before I rip your head off your scrawny neck!
So sorry! 'i was born inglish' doesn't sound like English is your native language......but then 'standards' of education in good old Blighty seem to have gone down and down.........my own English is not as good as it should be, I know.
I find it so irritating if I try and help correct somebody's English when my own attempts are so poor. I shall have to give up and accept the fact that 'mobile 'phone English' (sorry, should that have been 'english' with a small 'e'?) is a perfectly satisfactory way to communicate.
Excuse me! There are loads of women I wanted to propose to in less than minutes...it's just most of them ran away before I could make an indecent proposal!
To tell the truth I think I have Pluto rising or falling somewhere............but I jumped over the moon and then Pluto was hiding and then a rogue elephant chased me into another galaxy, but I'm 'home' now........well, kinda, sort of, for the time being........
I'm pretty sure I'm a Chinese wooden goat - so Cherscic must be too as she is just a few days younger than I am.............. the sad thing, as a wooden goat, there isn't any Chinese sign who is my IDEAL partner, although I can tolerate and be tolerated by a few people!
I think people born in the year of the horse are quite 'nice', but then one can take a horse to water but not make her drink!
Excuse me, but I'm going to watch 'Top Gear' on tv...........I like the odd car programme even though I'm not in the market for a new car right now!
I bought a book by Jeremy Clarkson (TopGear Presenter) a couple of days ago - let me pick a quote at random:
'At the last supper jesus washed the disciples feet, and for 2,000 years Christianshave followed suit, going to church at Easter so that the vicar can move among them with a wet towel.
This week, at Maundy Thursday celebration in Sheffield Cathedral, the Revd Jack Nichollshad to use a different towel for each member of the congregation in case he passed on a bout of athletes foot. Welcome, everybody, to the mad and dangerous world of the Health and Safety Executive...................Health and safety is now so out of control that I find it almost impossible to do my job. Certainly the series I made a few years ago called 'ExtremeMachines' simply couldn't be produced today.
Back then we gave the sound recordist a heart attack when we asked him to abseil off an oil tanker at 3 a.m. in the middle of a Cape of Good Hope storm. We put the cameraman in such a position that he fell off a 1,000 bhp swamp buggy in Florida and then, after we got the mud out of his lungs, we wedged him in a two-seat Spitfire that ran out of fuel at 5,000 feet.'
Life is all about taking risks and having fun - right? Hmmm.......I think I'll watch it on tv rather than do it right now!
Oh what a way to die! Covered by an avalanche in an Austrian Alps nudist beach........... and being sniffed out by some St Bernard dog who latches on to your rigor mortis?
Honeymoon period? Hmmmm........maybe the only difference between a female praying mantis and a woman is that a woman takes a lot longer to destroy the male?
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Don't be a brute Brunette - your pinch was bad enough......I'd probably take months to recover from a passionate slapping¬!I'll have to give you a pet id like Brutehead if you keep beating me up!