RE: marriage

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

You whipper-snapper yourself! tongue

RE: Decline of the church

A little bit of 1 Corinthians Chapter 13.....
~smiles~

And if I have prophecy and know all mysteries and all knowledge,
and if I have all faith so as to remove mountains,
but have not love, I am nothing.

And if I dole out all my goods, and
if I deliver my body that I may boast
but have not love, nothing I am profited.

Love is long suffering,
love is kind,
it is not jealous,
love does not boast,
it is not inflated.

It is not discourteous,
it is not selfish,
it is not irritable,
it does not enumerate the evil.
It does not rejoice over the wrong, but rejoices in the truth

It covers all things,
it has faith for all things,
it hopes in all things,
it endures in all things.

Love never falls in ruins;
but whether prophecies, they will be abolished; or
tongues, they will cease; or
knowledge, it will be superseded.

For we know in part and we prophecy in part.

But when the perfect comes, the imperfect will be superseded.

......................... then:

But now remains
faith, hope, love,

these three;

but the greatest of these is love.

RE: big drinkers

It sghould be called the Oktoberbratwurstentrinkenundfartenfest! rolling on the floor laughing

RE: big drinkers

hello lisa 'ollow eggs! wine beer

RE: big drinkers

The lovely lisa with the hollow legs? yum yum! grin

RE: WHY?

Dang! dunno cool wine

RE: As seen through a childs eyes

1 Corinthians 13:1-13
If I speak in the tongues of men and angels,
but have not love,
I have become sounding brass or a tinkling symbol.

RE: As seen through a childs eyes

Actually a nice clean pair of knickers helps to wipe the sweat off your brow when in church! angel

RE: As seen through a childs eyes

Good one Paolo! grin

RE: things to do before you die

How about swimming with sharks with dead fish tied to your feet? confused

RE: WHY?

You have nerves? tongue

RE: WHY?

I have the same problem! batting

Also, I fart involuntarily when I pluck my nasal hairs! You too?

blushing

RE: to bring a little smile to your face

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing excellent!

You know something........ I had to leave the priesthood after that!

crying

RE: Next CS Malta meet

Me too! I hope not too many handsome, charming blokes turn up and charm away 'our' ladies.......the lovely Marti, lisajane and 'whatshername' (cheeky cherscic!) - maybe even the shy, demure and modest brunette will show her 'face'! haha!

I really enjoyed the company at Ryan's - and lisajane is really sweet in real life and not the disgusting filthy woman she portayes herself as with her horrible jokes and vicious crude remarks.

The thing is this - we're going for a meal afterwards. Marti is a great dancer...... so I reckon the chances are I'm going to be happy.

So - come along ladies...join the fun and if hardly any other men from CS turn up I'm sure that Jacko, KT, yihaa and Therass will look after you! grin

RE: to bring a little smile to your face

Congratulations - and all without a cute lady PA to stick your wires in the correct holes? I'm impressed! rolling on the floor laughing

RE: miss you

Water wings for men are so cool - means we can have 'white bits' too! rolling on the floor laughing

RE: As seen through a childs eyes

Yup - I found my underwear pressed between the pages of the family bible too.......no idea why or how they got there! confused

RE: to bring a little smile to your face

Very funny!

Did you 'arrive' in Malta yet?

RE: miss you

Yup - my only physical activity now is floating in the sea with Marti and two giant water wings! rolling on the floor laughing

RE: to bring a little smile to your face

On my Army physical I had to lie down and lift up my left leg. Then I had to lift my right leg.

'You passed the medical!' I was told......

'You'll be able to manage doing the drill ok - you can tell your left leg from your right!'

~cough~ ~cough~

grin

Boat party

Marti - you'd be my lifeboat in the cruel sea of life! smitten

RE: miss you

Sanity is a forgetable experience - life post frontal lobotomy is, I am told, far better! doh

Boat party

As long as you don't get that sinking feeling? Hello, Marti - how are you today? grin

RE: Decline of the church

To me the term 'Roman' and 'Catholic' are two words that clash with each other in their meaning!

Two quotes from wikipedia on the internet:

'Catholic is an adjective derived from the Greek adjective ?a???????, meaning "general; universal" (cf. Henry George Liddell, Robert Scott, A Greek-English Lexicon).'

'Most Reformation and post-Reformation Churches use the term Catholic (sometimes with a lower-case c) to refer to the belief that all Christians are part of one Church, regardless of denominational divisions. It is in line with this interpretation, which applies the word "catholic"/"universal" to no one denomination, that they understand the phrase "One Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church" in the Nicene Creed, the phrase "the catholic faith" in the Athanasian Creed, and the phrase "holy catholic church" in the Apostles' Creed.'

Christians worship God and believe that their salvation is made possible through Jesus.

Jesus never went to Rome.

Jesus didn't speak Latin.

Maybe a Catholic Mass should be in Hebrew?

Better still a holy man of God should preach 'in tongues' so that we can all understand him! Then Jews and gentiles - including lovely Maltese people and immigrants (legal and illegal) could understand the message.

Brilliant idea - illegal immigrants should only be allowed to stay if they convert to Christianity...... if not we should tortute them as in the good old days of the Spanish Inquisition!

~smiles~

Boat party

ET want go home to MartiAN! smitten rolling on the floor laughing

RE: How do Maltese people feel about this?

You swine! They should go to france where the food is better! rolling on the floor laughing

Boat party

cheers

RE: Next CS Malta meet

Maybe they are shy and faceless! blushing

Boat party

With rap music?

I wuz going dun to Sliema
Jus peaceful like on my way
When I hears dere is dis party
On a boat nut far away

I iz getting on dee boat
And I iz having a good jam
When dah Captain tells us all
It's all wun dang big spam!

We is going to Tripoli!
Tripoli! Tripoli!
We is going back to Tripoli -
Were we jus came away frum!

Oh no! I tells the Captain
You knows dis is not fair
Let me out from this small cabin
I needs me some fresh air


crying crying

RE: illegal immigrants

Only your copper-coloured bottom, dear! angel

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